EXACTLY 36 HOURS FROM NOW THE GUN WILL BLAST AT THE FILTHY 50 MTB.  Dust will be flying.  Blood pumping.  Lungs filling.  Brain quiet.

Brain quiet?

Yes, quiet.

No cell phone ringing. 
No incessant internet pinging.
No wondering if I set the alarm. 
No does this helmet make me look fat? 

The world will be sealed off, my invoice shut down.

Quiet.

Deadly quiet.

The assassin will be in charge.

With one singular thought:  Ride Fast.

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165.4 lbs 
25/60
6 hrs

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MY GIRL IS A SURFER FIRST, BIKE RIDER 2ND.  Which means we surfed this morning - paddle surfed... and, we might go for a bike ride tonight.

Do I panic I'll miss my planned DRTY WDNSDY ride?  Not even.

It's all part of the diabolical plan:  do all I can to make this day special so I can ride all I want the rest of the week.

It's more than that actually, because she celebrates the entire week.

So, on Monday night when she wanted to go watch the meteor shower I said Heck yes!... even though I knew we'd be out so late I'd have to skip the Tuesday Morning World Championships.

... all part of my diabolical plan to ride all I want the rest of the year.

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164.4 lbs 
25/0
7 hrs

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I SURE WISH I WAS RIDING RIGHT NOW.  This is no way to spend an extraordinary afternoon.  It's warm.  It's is clear.  A brilliant blue sky.  But I'm here...

... and the drilling that's about to happen ain't the kind happening on the group ride I'm missing...

Open wide Todd.

A little wider.

I'd much rather have to close a widening gap in a cross wind than this.

You might feel a little pinch.

Give me screaming legs trying to keep up any day.

We're going to suction now.

No wheel sucker could be this annoying.

This temporary crown is good to go.

I'd rather DNF.

We'll see you in 2 weeks.

Not if it's a day like today.

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164.4 lbs 
25/0
7 hrs

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DUE TO A COMMITMENT I HAVE TAKEN ON, MY REGULAR SHEDJULL (I love the English' English), has been interrupted.  50% of my standing Tuesday Morning World Championships are on hold.  This is messing everything up, and it's gotta get fixed.

Tuesday afternoon training has leaked into the other days of the week.

My sleep, work and training habits are erratic.

Which makes me exactly like every other wannabe athlete.

I can already feel the next step, the dreaded and oh so lame...

"I just don't have time".

Whatabunchahooey!

I still got 24 hrs a day, 168 hrs a week.  There's plenty of time to get it all done.

A I really need to do is get back on the training train... you know the schedule... commit to it.

All aboard!

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165.4 lbs (I know, I'm way up... part a gettin' off the train)
gym work
8 hrs

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I HAVE A NEW RULE.  Well, it's not really new but I just realized I practice it so I might as well share it with you.  There are some great pros with this rule, as well as a potential major con.

Here's the rule:  If I can ride my bike to "the ride" within 1 hour, I'm riding.

Why?  Because by the time I load the van/car/truck, battle the traffic to get there, and unload and prep... well,  probably could have ridden there nearly as fast.  Right?  5-10 minutes to load up, 15-30 minute drive, 5-10 minutes to unload.  

Might as well ride.

I'll get there warmed up, ready to rip.

I'll save money on gas and wear and tear.

I might meet some of the posse on the way, always good.

What's the con?

Well, for example, after today's pretty heavy 4 hour MTB ride, which it took me an hour to get to...

... I still had to ride home.

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165.4 lbs
0/0
6 hrs

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I'M THE BRAVEST, TOUGHEST PERSON I KNOW until I'm faced with a threat.  Then, I'm much for flight than fight.  Tonight, long after the shadows took over, I leaped up a steep single track leaving the comfort of asphalt and street lights behind.  It seemed like a good way to get back home.

My light was shining steady and bright, and I zoned out lost in my thoughts as my legs spun an easy tune.  It felt so good to get away from the bustle of my daily hustle.

City behind.

Cars long gone.

Just me, my light and a dried mustard weed forest.

The moon was yet to rise.  It would beam bright, eventually.  But, at the moment things were quite dark.

I heard a yelp up ahead, to the left.  Not a big deal. 

Coyotes are shy.  I see them often... in fact, I've been seeing them a lot lately. Usually alone.  Occasionally, two or three.  They are aren't starving, they are big and healthy.

Another yelp.  This time  ahead, and off to the right a bit.

At that moment, I was reminded of Justin's encounter with a coyote on the way to TMWC.  It ran along side him.  Unafraid.  It flanked him.  It should Justin up for weeks.

The next yelp was off to my left.  

Were they surrounding me?  I was alone.  Going up hill.  Breathing rather hard.

I stopped.

Whipped my rig around.

Flipped the beam to highest strength and got the heck outta dodge.

... real brave, real tough... ha!, not tonight.

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164.4 lbs
20/60
8 hrs

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I'M PROBABLY NOT LIKE YOU.  My day job is largely spent with 20 year olds.  I also put in a fair chunk of time volunteering my time serving teenagers.  

When it comes to my riding posse, I usually out old most of 'em.

I'm lucky, I guess.

All this youth, constantly sharing with me how they see the world.  In obvious and subtle ways the teach me.  

Yesterday, I received two great lessons.

Young Luke, 13 years old/100 lbs, kept attacking and attacking on a flat and windy course.  He had no business even trying against a bunch of strong adults.  That's the lesson, train hard and your races are easy.

The other was from AC.  Airpods firmly drilled in, attention clearly zoned out. 

I asked what he was listening to.  
Music.

I like music too, so I asked what.  
60s-80s-90s.

I like that too. I asked top band of each decade.  
Grateful Dead-Dead Kennedys-Tool.

Only knowing a fair amount about the Dead, we got down to talking.

When I got home I pulled up the Essential Tool playlist on Apple Music.

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163.6 lbs
Gym
7 hrs

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INVARIABLY EACH OCTOBER I FIND MYSELF DELUDED.  I'm just sure I'll wrap up the day's work early.  I'm positive the sun will set later than advertised.  I'm banking on the shadows to creep ever so slow.

And there I am, 20 minutes from home.

In the dark.

This particular delusion is amusing, because the consequences or riding lightless could be life-changing.  But, there's a certain adrenaline associated with it, It keeps me alert.  More alive. 

And when I make it back and open the door...
I listen...
After all these years of cheating the night successfully,
there's still a little bit of relief within the walls...
... I'm home.
And that's a buzz that never gets old.

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164.8 lbs
0/0
7 hrs

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I'M CURED.  I'LL NEVER EAT ANOTHER DONUT.  I'm always amused at the interactions when people find out we're spending the morning riding 100k, stopping at 10 incredible donut shops along the way.

How much weight will you gain?

Why would you eat all that junk?

... questions those who do the tour know are irrelevant.  But, I'll answer them for your via my anecdotal experiences:

No weight will be gained because the appeal of sugary goodness has diminishing powers.  Plus, while 100k was the quest... I rode more like 150k (80 miles 'mericans).

You eat that junk first because we skip it all season long, you eat "all" that junk because as I mentioned my sweet tooth lies 6' under at the moment.

What other benefits are gained on such a ride?

Well, the pace is tranquil and long and we all know LSD is the way to grow capillaries, right?

We end up actually learning where the best shops are and what their specials are.  For example, someone told me South Swell was awful.  However, I found their chocolate cronut to be amazing... always ask the server for recommendations. 

But, the best is the people you meet along the way.  The interwebs spread the gospel of TdD and beguiled new faces.  At a minimum we enjoy the novel company, and more likely we'll ride together again.

My top 3 donuts

3.  Chocolate Cronut at South Swell, Laguna Beach

2.  Bacon In The Sun at Duck Donuts, Irvine (these are made to order)

1.  The Smoked Apple Fritter at JD Flannels, San Juan Capistrano.

6:15... and we're rolling from Kelly's Donuts

Keep your helmet and glasses on... that sugar is gonna build and make you unstable.

Flirt of the day

The ferry to Seaside Donuts was a nice touch... what a morning!

At this point we're buying communal donuts and just breaking off pieces.

Rob's glove covered in powdered sugar from his french toast donut at Duck.

We're down to 4

I thought Sidecar donuts would be the most expensive... but no

But no, the most expensive and the best was the $4.75 Smoked Apple Fritter created by this guy and his team.  A-Ma-Zing.

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163.4 lbs
0/0
6 hrs

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ONE OF THE WEIRDER ASPECTS OF BIKE FRIENDS IS HOW UNNEIGHBORLY  WE CAN BE.  After hours and hours and hours riding side by side, fueling up mid-ride and helping out when things are broke... we know everything about each other.  You'd think we'd get together off the bike as well.

But we don't.

I have some ideas about that:

7.  We're sick of each other.

6.  We don't want our worlds to collide.

5.  The sig others might not gel and who could risk that?

4.  It's conflicts with an unsaid cycling norm.

3.  Netflix bro

2.  We're not as social as we think.

1.  It's just me. I'm the weird one and the rest of ya are just leaving me out.

Not always!... MikeG pinged me for lunch today.

We should do that more.

... at least I should.

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163.4 lbs
0/0
7.4 hrs

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NEW RIDERS CAN'T READ.  They get more flats, crash more, and so on.  They can't see what you and I can.

It takes time.

I've been reminded of this the past couple of months by my own experience.

As I've ridden more and more technically challenging trails on my mountain bike, I've noticed my ability to judge what the bike can and can't do improving.

Each experience gets catalogued and as I see a similar challenge approach the successful solution gets burned further into my brain.  The more this repeats the easier it gets.

Soon, I'm seeing the trail and quickly interpreting what to do.

It's easy.

Automatic.

I'm riding.

Not thinking.

I've learned to read, by riding.

PS. Tour d' Donut is this Saturday.

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164.2 lbs
30/60
7 hrs

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YOUR BIKE DECIDES WHO YOU ARE, NOT YOU.  Oh, you think you're in charge, but you're not.  Not in a meaningful way.

Track racers don't have suspension.

MTBr's don't bring skinnys to the dirt.

Roadies have lots of gears.

Gravel... well, forget gravel for now...

The point is, your bike decides what kind of ride you're going on.

Choose your tools wisely.

PS. Tour d' Donut is this Saturday.

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163.6 lbs
gym work
8 hrs

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THERE ARE TWO REALLY HARD ASPECTS OF A FLAT TRAINING RIDE.  

I was able to overcome them because...

Gritters shamed me when I slid over after a 2 second pull.

Edwards kept attacking and giving us something to chase.

Robot bailed at the I.D. check... I love getting more hard miles in than him.

Tonight was fast... 32 miles in 1:20.  

That's 23.6mph., and includes a lot of loliygagging. 

We were on it, when we were on it.

Which brings up the 2 big challenges I face when using this flat ride for training:

First, the overwhelming temptation to sit 15+ riders back and sightsee.  It's so nice back there.  Often tame enough to chit chat.  No wind in the face.  Just riding hard enough to hang on.

Second, the inmyface recognition that hammering for allimworth is going to get me  nowhere.  That knowledge just hallows out my soul.

But, I am who I am.

I came with a plan.

To ride fast.

No matter.

... my legs hurt, and my mind is hardened.

PS. Tour d' Donut is this Saturday.

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164. lbs
20/60
8 hrs

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25 IN PARK CITY THIS MORNING, per Jeff. 

47 in San Clemente this morning, per Todd.

I tell him the humidity makes it colder than it is...

... he laughs at me.

We're both laying it on pretty thick because it's time to layer up.

My ride today when from 47 to 59 inside of 12 minutes.  Part of that is geographical, riding from the shaded river bed to the sun-warmed ridge tops.  Part of it is just the time of year.

Layer time.

Today was just my kit and a windbreaker.  That's what I like when I know the temp change is going to be rapid and drastic.

Other days I roll out with kit, vest and arm warmers.  Ditching the arm warmers as thing percolate.  Keeping the vest to warm my core.

Next is knee warmers with arm warmers and vest.

The most I typically need in these parts is arm and knee warmers with the windbreaker... 

...unless it's in the 30's, then I'll add the vest too... 'cause humidity!
(Jeff goes kit only until sub-45... 'cause stud)

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164.6 lbs
0/0
7 hrs

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YES, TWO EVENTS IN ONE.  This year's Tour de Donut will be a HUNKR.  

10/12/19 - 615am

100k. route link

10 donut shops

1 ferry crossing.

No timing chips.

All fun n sugar.

We're rolling early because we don't want to get aced out of the good donuts.

615 Start at Kelly's Donuts in San Clemente... get there early, we're leaving there at 622.

With a finish 4-7 hours later at Rose Donuts & Cafe (they have "real food" too, which we might need... or not)

Only I can really guarantee is a nice pace, some good chats, and so many donuts you'll be sugar-proof for the upcoming holiday season.

Can't make the whole thing?  We'll try and post our check-ins on FB and Strava as we go.

Offiicial Gear 

https://pedalindustries.com/collections/tour-d-donut

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164.6 lbs
0/0
10 hrs

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A MISTY, BONE-CHILLING START.  Chicken skin.  Sixth day of an experimental, high-intensity week... Chris hits Cholla hard after squeaking I'm just gonna spin up it.

That's Chris for ya. 

Stair Steps can be a shin-busting descent, but today I cleaned the whole thing... feather in helmet for me!

Now it's 8:15am, the high tide for trail users.  Hikers, runners, riders.  Everywhere.  

Ripping Old Emerald, the rough trail scrambles my eyesight.  I see a dude,  TODDbrooown... (doppler effect).  It's Roby McGee.  I stop.  He's all about Enduro on Saturdays. 

Asks if we're going to Filthy 50....

 Yep. 

Good, let's ride together I'm sick of racing.

That sounds good.  

And, it does.  Today anyway.  Can't make promises once the gun goes.

There's a wonderful single track down Emerald Canyon.  The kind you don't really pedal and don't really brake.  It is emerald.  So lush.  Cooler, quieter.  Not lonelier.  An on purpose solitariness.

The climb back up is nice, requiring a touch of nimbleness to wiggle up a couple of pitches.

Rattle Snake, has no rattlers today.  No hikers.  No riders.  Weird.  The claws of rock at the bottom take a few swipes.  Knock me off, but no scratches.

Under 10 min on I Think I Can climb... new PRs, ouch.

Dropped down B.F.I knobbies clinging to pavement to gravel to dirt..... more PRs.

Smiling so hard on Lizard DH, I finally have it mostly memorized... more PRs for me...

... but not for Chris.

Chris rolled in with a dropper seat post... errr dropped seat post.  He musta hit something hard.  The seat tube collar split in half.

Do you want me to go back with you? 

I'd like to say this was an honest question.  I knew he'd say No, but would like the company.  He knew I'd say OK, and would miss his company.  A real friend would go back with comrade on wounded bike.  A real friend would also say No, I don't want to ruin your ride.

And... that's friendship.

The rest of my ride was less enjoyable than it could have and should have been,

I got to Nix Nature Center.

Sat down.

Got up.

Filled my bottles.

Sat down.

Took time to do nothing.

Geared back up, and rode back.

Better fitness, but feeling less friendly.  Kept telling myself I would have said same thing he said... knowing he would have ridden back with me.

Some days, I could do better.

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164.2 lbs
0/0
7 hrs

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I'M NOT SURE IF IT WAS WATCHING THE WORLD'S DH at MounSainAnn (sic) as the speediest guys luged for the line, or if I's just 'maginin' dropping super steep single track... but fur-sure Ashley caught me takin' the bike fit a little too serious.

Or, was I?

I was.  

I'm weird that way.

Way too serious, way too often.

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163.6 lbs
0/0
6.5 hrs

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SHOULD YOU HAVE A CYCLING COACH?  Only if you want to improve quicker, and avoid the potholes along the path to enlightenment.

How do you know a good coach from a wannabe?

Imagine a huge event, the gran fondo of a lifetime or even a national championship.  Racer X is huffing and puffing, giving all there is to give...

Wannabe coach says, Try harder.

Good coach says, Drink more.

The good coach knows you and knows you're already doing all you can do... but, can see things you can't see and can give tools and advice you can implement.

Where to find a good coach?

Good coaching can be found...

In books.

On podcasts.

By riding with the local experts.

And of course you can pay for a personal coach.  

In most cases, you get what you pay for.

Just remember Try harder! is not coaching.

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163 lbs
20/60
7.5 hrs

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SOME THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ASPIRIN... but are relevant to your bike riding habit and by understanding them may lead to increased performance.

We'll put the obvious aside.  It's cheap to manufacture, about 2 cents a tablet, and largely indistinguishable from one brand to another.

But, did you know...

Well-known brands command a higher price?... and work better?

Give a person a choice between red tablets and white and they'll pick red every time... and get better results?

A person with a backache will pay a premium for aspirin with BackAche Relief on the packaging.  The formulation is no different... and they'll get better results?

The placebo effect is real, so how do we harness it?

Do we pay for the big brand?

Shall we hold out for the perfect paint scheme?

Do we drink the company's marketing kool-aid?

Some will say it's a waste; some, money well spent.

Whether you think it works or you think it doesn't - your right.
- Henry Ford (I took a few liberties).

So, what do you think?

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162.6
Gym
6.5

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ON THE MARKET RIDE TONIGHT, I noticed a new guy in a local team kit.  Things got heated up pretty quick and new guy put in some stinging attacks.  This is why I do the ride, to get stung.

But who was this new bee?

Time and again he hit us with blistering one minute efforts, stretching the group to a long thin line.  Eventually, I figured he was using the ride to do intervals... probs for the upcoming 'cross season.

But, I couldn't figure who he was.  Not that I know everybody, but I know a lotta guys.

... and this guy had nats stripes on his sleeve.

I shuffled through my cards of known badass locals with nats stripes.  Found a suspect.  Worked my mental photoshop, removing his muy excellente mustache and shaving off about 25 lbs...

... and it hit me...

Hey, you look just like Mike McMahon except you're a lot faster!

Yeah, I'm getting back to my old self.

It's so obvious when we're in top shape, and when we're not.  Bike racing shows no mercy, there's no hiding and there are no lucky days.

Put in the work.

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163.6
0/0
7.5

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