PULLS NOT PILLS

THERE ARE PET PEAVES and then are things that make you go hmmm. This isn't going to be about either those because some things make me shake my head so much...

... my helmet might fly off.

I just don't get it.

Take today...

• it's dark
• f'ing freez'ing
• and early as heck

... I thought we all got out on the road to be pushed.

But, no...

• jokers are gonna sit it
• get to the front
• not pull thru

... it's embarrassing.

I used to boast about how vicious this ride was.

Like, come out...

... and cry all the way home.

This is how pill pushers work,
attacking the weakminded,
for a quick fix.

You're probably like me, almost every ride that starts like this...

• cold
• dark
• earlisimo

... I'd way way way rather be in my pj's reading a book,
or sleeping.

"Feeling like it", 
ain't the determiner of if we're going.

Yes, 
I know it's offseason.

Yes, 
I know not everybody can take a pull

No,
it's never cool to clog the front of a dawgawn training ride.

Pull the heck through!