THE VISION BORED
VISION WHILE RACING isn't everything, but it's right up there with oxygen. We gotta breathe, we gotta see...
... to move forward.
I was thinking about that today while zipping down a twisty trail.
If I let my eyes start to focus on what's up close...
... my speed drops and I become much more reactive.
When I'm focused far ahead...
... I go much faster, slipping into a state of flow and things are magically easier.
The thing I was thinking about was my vision board.
Mulling over the things already accomplished, as well as what is in the works.
The vision board seems to work the same way...
... focusing on the outcome, not how I'm going to get there.
Some of you may be thinking Dude is nuts,
others nodding your heads That's right.
Either way, I'll leave you with this thought from King Salomon...
... Where there is no vision, the people perish.
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166.2 lbs
8 hours sleep
620 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 100 push ups, 20 pull ups, hand gripper, shoulder press, curls
√ Lower Body: 100 ATG air squats and 20 split squats with 70lbs, nordic curls, box jumps, heel and toe raises
89/108/-19 per Strava
What I'm reading: Lions of Lucerne, Brad Thor
What I'm studying: The works of Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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TUCK AND ROLL!
AERO. The term is like a science fiction blob that oozes it's way into everything, eventually killing everything in sight and taking over the world...
... with no end of it's pervasiveness in site.
Can we escape the creepiness?
The thingaboutitis, once we go slip down the aero tube...
- positioning
- equipment
- apparel
... it's almost impossible to stop.
That list falls short of the whackiness...
- hands on the mtb fork crowns at Leadville
- hydration bladders stuffed in front of jersey
- dropper seat post for bombing road descents
... which actually works.
I was thinking about that this morning as I crested The Wall, about 15 seconds behind the leaders.
Pedaling till I was spun out...
- butt hooked on end of saddle
- hands next to the stem
- chin on the Wahoo
- elbows in
- knees in
... I assumed the position (I'm not a butt on seat tube believer).
Would I, could I catch before the bottom?
Being on my lessthanaero gravel bike...
- spun out with gravel gears
- rolling shallow depth road wheels
- rockin' a well ventilated KASK helmet
... I needed every aero advantage I could get.
After rolling up on the 3 in between the two leaders...
... we rotated, taking short and speedy pulls.
It took forever to catch,
all the way to the final curve.
I'm already thinking about next week...
- actual aero helmet
- clean shave on the legs, face, arms(?)
- and, yeah, gonna bust out the Speedsuit
... what else I can do to improve my aeroness.
On my previous road bike, I clocked 51 mph...
... today's set up shows 47.4 mph.
Tuesday can't some soon enough.
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168 lbs
7 hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: 150 push ups, 30 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: 100 ATG air squats and 20 split squats with 70lbs
89/113/-24 per Strava
What I'm reading: Lions of Lucerne, Brad Thor
What I'm studying: Imagination, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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CUI BONO?
THERE ARE A LOT OF DEALS that get cut on the race course. Some are obvious, some hidden. Many between competitors...
... for money, glory and pride.
The worst deal of all?
Well, that depends on Cui bono?...
... Who benefits?
Deals between competitors kindasuck, but...
- hang on for camera glory
- work to stay in break
- straight cash
... we can usually tell who benefits,
and who pays.
No, the most insidious deals...
- staying up late
- backing off the finishing sprint
- starting the new diet "tomorrow"
... are the ones we cut with ourselves.
Because nobody benefits,
'cepting our competitors.
===
167.4 (Happy Fatter's Day - sheesh!)
8 hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 150 push ups, 30 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: 100 ATG air squats and 20 split squats with 60lbs
85/90/-6 per Strava
What I'm reading: Lions of Lucerne, Brad Thor
What I'm studying: Imagination, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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MY INSANE CULT
FEW OF US HAVE BEEN TO AN AA MEETING, but we've seen TV/movie version many times. Hi, I'm Todd and...
... I'm an endurance junkie.
Hi Todd.
When we come clean with the general population, Today I...
- swam 10,000 yards
- rode for 5 hours
- ran 20 miles
... they think we're crazy.
We're not.
The adrenaline rush of ...
- 60 miles an hour in nothing but lycra
- the swimmers blue mind
- the runner's high
... we need that hit.
Regularly.
This risks we take...
- sending it down the mountain
- running along into the cold, dark night
- impossibly holding our breath one more length
... would freakout any life insurance company.
These sensations of pushing well beyond normal, reasonable, safe...
... are often all that's keeping us stable.
In all sincerity, because the allure of the lottery and dulling our senses with substances is so very tempting and tragically treacherous...
... stay dangerous my friends.
The sane kind.
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164.6
7.5 hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 60 push ups, 20 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: `100 ATG air squats and 20 split squats with 60lbs
86/98/-12 per Strava
What I'm reading: Lions of Lucerne, Brad Thor
What I'm studying: Imagination, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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TODAY WAS A ROUGHIE
SOME BIG TRAINING DAYS are better than others. The reasons are myriad. Which means when it goes sideways...
... it's up to us to figure it out.
Like today.
I knew it was going to be a big day...
- 7 hrs
- 87 miles
- 10,500' of vert
... on Monday.
There are only 8 weeks to get our Leadville legs, and me and Let's Go need(ed) to do some simulation.
For me,
today,
I just never got comfortable.
Never felt that feeling of being on top of the pedals and...
... smoothly moving like a Singer sewing machine.
It was much more like a broke down pumpjack one might see in the hot and dusty oil fields of Bakersfield...
... in desperate need of lube and love.
Clunk.
Clunk.
Clunk.
I've narrowed it down to a few things...
- going too deep on Thursday after solid Tuesday and Wednesday
- rolling the gravel wheels vs road wheels on Friday's BRO ride
- hitting the legs with resistance Sunday-Thursday
... and I should know better.
I'm gonna add to that...
- probs too much tire pressure
- def hotter today than our last attempt
- carrying a third bottle to be safe on hydration
... some I can control, some I can't.
In the end, I think it really comes down to not being sufficiently recovered.
On a positive note, given the fatigue level...
... we averaged 12.7 mph with zero drafting over a similar profile to Leadville.
Not bad.
Not great.
But, we can work with that.
Oh, and I'm feeling quite extra speedy on the downhills.
Time for...
- In-N-Out burger, fries and shake
- some good sleep
- and a day off
... to set the pins up to be knocked down next week.

===
164.6
7.5 hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 0 push ups, 0 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: `0 ATG air squats and 0 split squats with 50lbs
89/113/-25 per Strava (someone's tired!)
What I'm reading: Lions of Lucerne, Brad Thor
What I'm studying: Imagination, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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THAT TOPSECRET SECRET
THE IDEA OF A PUBLIC DECLARATION is not new. Lots of people have proclaimed they will accomplish X goal and gone on to do just that...
... because it works.
There is a hitch.
The haters,
the perceived haters,
hating the idea of haters.
There are plenty of famous athletes who have made the call and fallen flat on their face...
... sometimes by knockout.
Which is why most of keep our plans secret,
denying ourselves the power therein.
I'm onboard with that.
There is also power in keeping our intentions unknown.
Wherein lies another hitch.
If we're posting our stats with the Strava lords,
that might be considered a passive-aggressive statement.
Which begs the question...
... if we're keeping our mouths shut, do we keep our training private?
Personally, I'm open book on that, except for my top secret racing agenda which scrawled in code...
... on my vision board.
===
164.6
7iah hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 30 push ups, 10 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: `0 ATG air squats and 0 split squats with 50lbs
83/84/1 per Strava
What I'm reading: Lions of Lucerne, Brad Thor
What I'm studying: Imagination, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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IMAGINE THAT!
WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN, can ya even remember that?, we had tremendous imaginative powers. From games to friends to travel to faraway places...
... our lives were boundless.
What happened?
Did reality set in?
Did we set conditions on our dreams?
Did some kind old bag of wind tell us not to have our heads in the clouds?
The thingaboutitis...
... when we register for an event or race, all bets are off.
We've already imagined...
- the trainging
- the equipement
- the travel and accomodations
... to start.
More importantly, if we're really on our A game, and you and I are!...
... we can see the finish line, and exactly how we'll be at that moment.
Which isn't child's play.
It's actually...
- life
- business
- relationships
... how doers get it done!
As I'm writing this I'm reminded of the gloves I wore today...

and the shirt I'm wearing right now

This is gonna be a total marketing faux pas because we're neverever supposed to make too many offers, but...
... I imagine more than a few of you will want this reminder to Rip!
Order the Gloves, get the Shirt for FREE.
Use this code: LET'SRIP
https://pedalindustries.com/collections/lets-rip-buy-t-get-gloves-for-free
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162.6
8 hours sleep
670 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 30 push ups, 10 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: 30 ATG air squats and 0 split squats with 50lbs
85/91/-7 per Strava
What I'm reading: 7 Powers, The Foundations of Business Strategy, Hamilton Helmer
What I'm studying: Imagination, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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EMBRACING THE BURN, DAILY/OFTEN
WE'VE ALL FELT THE BURN. Some of us love it, some of us hate it. No matter where we are on the spectrum...
... the burn is coming for us.
Is it minimizable?
Maybe.
If yesterday is any indicator, I may have stumbled upon something.
For the last few weeks, I've been steadily increasing my ATG air squats.
From reps of 10 to reps of 30.
If you haven't done them lately, or ever...
- standing
- to full "ass to grass"
- to standing
... it's quite a shock to learn our trusty bottom half may not be as durable as we think.
When I started 10 burned,
then 20 really burned...
... the last 5 of 30 were a massive struggle.
Back to yesterday's hammerfest, when the burn came on it was like my body saying...
... Oh, we're gonna burn now. Buckle up buttercup, I've got this.
Rather than pulling the plug at the onset of burn, I embraced it and powered on.
Best I've felt in weeks/months.
Now, I'll be the first to admit it could just be that I was supertapered going into last weekend's BWR UT and I might just be having a good response to the taper followed by the 3.5 hours of racing across the high desert.
But, even if that's the case...
... the burn of 30 ATGs feels so good.
Gonna keep upping it,
apparently 100 is a thing.
(yes, on top of split squats and probably bringing back box jumps)
===
165.2
8 hours sleep
480 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 90 push ups, 30 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: 90 ATG air squats and 18 split squats with 50lbs
85/96/-12 per Strava
What I'm reading: 7 Powers, The Foundations of Business Strategy, Hamilton Helmer
What I'm studying: Prayer, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE TOOK ME BACK
IT'S REALLY HARD TO LET GO of something we love. The fear we won't get it back is legit. Yet, the opportunity of enjoying something new...
... is real, and tantalizing.
The known vs the unknown.
Once we move on, that thing we left behind might...
- forget about us
- reject our return
- change and move on
... it's risky.
No, Surfergirl didn't leave me or vice versa.
But!...
... I did leave my beloved TMWC (Tuesday Morning World Championships) for another ride: Wednesday Worlds.
The main reason, and it's very valid, waking up at 5am and rolling out in the cold, dark, pre-dawn was leaving me almost worthless for work the rest of the day.
The lesser reason, I was thinking the blazing intensity of WW would be a better work out.
Well, a funny thing happened when a downloaded the Tuesday vs WW data...
- significantly more time above threshold and VO2 max
- much higher average and normalized power
- and, the best, all my pals were there
... to smack me in the face!
For sure, it helped that the sun was up when I rolled out.
And, I was putting down power on the road vs battling dust, rocks and terrain.
The fellas were all welcoming...
... probably because they knew they'd dump me up The Wall and send me home with a good lycra whipping.
Gawd, I've missed this ride and these awesome cats.
===
165.2
7 hours sleep
480 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: 30 push ups, 10 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: 30 ATG air squats and 0 split squats with 50lbs
84/83/-9 per Strava
What I'm reading: 7 Powers, The Foundations of Business Strategy, Hamilton Helmer
What I'm studying: Prayer, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
GIVE ME 10 WEEKS
HOW LONG DOES IT REALLY TAKE to get into top shape for an A race is a question we'd all like answered. For an Olympian, it might be years. For us...
... we might have a few months.
Or less.
Depending on when we sign up, and the vagaries of life.
But, let's just say we are fitter than most,
not as fit as some.
Then our focus will be...
- long climbs or power climbs
- slogs into the wind or a million turns
- finishing in ones and two or a ripping bunch sprint
... more on race specific training.
Given a good baseline of fitness, my general rule is...
- our bodies
- our equipment
- our travel and logistics
... it takes 10 weeks to really sharpen the saw.
For me, aiming for Leadville on 8.15.26, I've got time...
... but, no time to waste.
And, so it begins.
===
164.6
8 hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level,
√ Upper Body: 60 push ups, 30 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: 60 ATG air squats and 0 split squats with 50lbs
81/72/9 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
What I'm studying: The Search, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
THE PREPARATION/EXPECTATION EQUATION
DECONSTRUCTING OUR RECENT PERFORMANCE is critical for improvement. The longer we wait, the foggier our recollection. Details we were sure of...
... become memories full of bias.
It's natural.
Who wants to remember what went wrong, when we can glory in all that went right?
Other than screwing up yet another sprint for the line, nothing really went sideways for me at BWR UT.
And, if I'm being honest, Billy tested my legs on the overpass coming into to town. Whether or not he knew it, and I stayed glued through the the pain...
... I was hurting.
There are a few things that went really right...
- The chef's pasta the night before at Chef Alfredo's, with Danny and Lisa, was delish and just what I needed.
- The AirBNB I found at the last minute - a 3-bedroom house was perfect and the beds wonderful.
- The 8:30 start was a little too late to skip breakfast, so I went with my gut and mowed down a couple of chocolate Entenmann's donuts, half an apple, and a couple of cups of my trusty mushroom hot chocolate.
- I picked up Skratch Super High Carb and ran 6 scoops in my 2-liter pack and another 3 in one bottle.
- To stay ahead of cramps, I ate a Salt Stick chews.
- For the bike set up,
- Ceramic Speed chain held up really well to all the dust, even after getting doused with cold water by Smitty at the final aid station.
- The tire pressure was pretty low, 22lbs in back 20lbs up front. I rimmed out a few times over the random chunky stuff while in a paceline. That's always risky. But, I also felt like I was much more comfortable than other competitors who dropped off the group over time.
... the last was mindset.
Preparation vs Expectation.
I came in pretty rested having spend the previous 2 weeks on my MTB in Park City.
Because of the altitude, it was difficult to put in hard efforts of any meaningful time. Hours in the saddle were solid, but even a lot of that was spent ripping down hill.
I'd give me preparation a B, which was fine for a B race.
Knowing that, my expectations were quite low.
Here's the point...
... poor preparation with high expectations is a formula for frustration and a crummy day on course.
Whereas...
... awesome preparation with low expectations always makes for a fun race and often surprising outcomes.

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163.6
7.5 hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level,
√ Upper Body: 100 push ups, 20 pull ups, hand gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: 70 ATG air squats and 18 split squats with 50lbs
82/74/7 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
What I'm studying: Prayer, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
IF THINGS AREN'T ENDING UP as we'd like them to, the obvious thing to do would be dong something different. But, that can be a hard pill to swallow because...
... we're comfy and don't wanna change.
Hope isn't a strategy.
Or, a tactic.
So, even though I was hoping I'd be able to fend off the change with a few hundred meters to go at BWR UT, the mofo I'd been working with for the last 30 miles...
... stuck a shiv in my back.
There was nothing I could do.
Had no answer.
Surfergirl, bless her little beating heart, could see I was frustrated with myself and...
... accidentally twisted the buried blade.
What are you going to do about it?
I think it was an innocent, honest, loving, caring question due to the fact that she's seen me frustrated with something...
... then, draw up a solution and make it happen.
Truthfully, does it really matter if close out a racing effort by taking some cat on the line who I may never see again?
Not even.
What matters, to me, is that I execute the plan.
In this case...
... having something left at the end, to rip a fast finish.
The kool kids call that durability.
I call it having your shift together when it counts, which means I'll be needing to...
... wrap up long rides with sprints that sting.
===
164ish no scale
7.5 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
83/86/-3 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
What I'm studying: Prayer, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE RACE TOMORROW?
THE NIGHT BEFORE any race is not a normal night. No matter how practiced we are there's always something different to our routine. Sometimes...
... we just make it up.
Why not?
It might work,
or not.
Surfergirl keeps asking me are you excited?
I wanna say yes,
and I know I will be tomorrow...
... about a millisecond after we start.
Until then,
my energy tends to be low.
Not depressed low.
Hybernation low.
Lethargic.
Slothy.
Trying to amp me up, she asks...
... have you looked at reg to see who's going to be there?
That's the kind of thing that...
- if I glanced at it now
- the night before the race
- when I'm trying to chill and sleep early
... would def keep me up and tossing and turning.
No, that's not my agenda.
I prefer to...
- lose all hope
- ditch all desire
- punt all pretense
... and shut 'er down with my favorite pint.
===
164ish no scale
8.5 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
81/70/11 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
What I'm studying: Prayer, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
NOSTALGIA
WE ALL STARTED this endurance journey somewhere, likely not where we are today. Introduced by a friend, sometimes on purpose, others inadvertently. While we may change locales, and the friends become distanced…
… we’re still here.
In the game.
We may have the opportunity to go back to where it all started.
For me, it was…
- my roommate’s bike
- a finagled purchase of my own
- secrets of sprinting revealed by Bret, who raced track nationally for San Jose Bicycle Club
… in Provo, UT.
I rearranged my classes…
- to start as early as possible
- so I could ride every afternoon
- before cruising the library to cruise the cubicles in search of a “study” partner.
… because I had priorities to attend to.
Today I hit a climb I’d always wanted to check out, Cascade Springs, but it was a battered gravel road back in the day.
Now, it’s pristine pavement all the way up over 8000’
Followed by a plummeting descent that is as magical now as it was 40 years ago.
I’ve moved,
but, I never really moved on…
… and, I’m quite okay with that.
===
164ish no scale
8.5 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
81/68/12 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
What I'm studying: Prayer, Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
THE TRUE PRICE OF FREE ADVICE
A WHILE BACK, I connected with the COO of a well-known bike brand. We were working on a collaboration at the time. I asked him for some...
... advice on what we're doing over here.
Today, we met for lunch.
Looked at from now to the end of the year,
the objectives I want to accomplish,
what I think is possible.
No different than...
- capabilities
- weaknesses
- peak seasonal events
... planning the race season with a coach.
After some yummy tacos,
and back of napkin calculations...
... we came up with a solid methodology to implement.
Like any great coach,
my friend made it so simple to understand...
... and gave me the confidence to go for it.
I was prepared to pay a minimum of $1,000.
In the end it could be way more expensive than that...
... if I don't take action.
It could cost me 100s of 1000s.
===
164ish no scale
8 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
82/77/5 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
ARE SUFFERING AND EPICCING TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN?
WE ALL KNOW that group workouts are torturous by nature. It's not a secret. Yet, we continue to show up beating after beating because...
... suffering loves company.
Alone, for most of us, is no good.
We won't see it through,
we'll ease up when we should be hardening up.
The bonds we end up forming are often unbreakable...
... we're in agony together.
Suddenly people who barely knew each other are fist bumping and ready for the next one.
What's the opposite bondforming experience?...
... when we're pushing geographic boundaries together.
Like today.
It wasn't the 90 minute climb topping out at 9160'.
Nope.
It was the 60 minutes of downhill...
- ripping through the trees
- sliding around gorgeous berms
- jumping rocks and roots and stumps
... feeling like we were cheating life.
Epiccing, like suffering, loves company.
We set off in search of adventures that will push beyond the comforts or riding around the block...
... the unknown and undiscovered beckoning to be shared.
===
164ish no scale
8 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
82/71/10 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
COOCOO FOR CLIMBING
IF WEIGHTED SQUATS are a lot better than air squats, is climbing a lot better than riding on the flats? And, if climbing is better...
... is climbing with a weighted vest mo' bettah?
Things one wonders.
And takes to extremes.
I remember backintheday, rolling out with 100oz hydration pack on my back and 2 large waterbottles filled with sand.
It seems so silly now,
almost as all the ruckers.
On a bike we can measure power.
So, we know.
We know we don't need to stress our backs with extra weight or stupid add ons...
... we can just pedal faster.
Velocity X Force - Power
Which taken a step further...
... climbing aint gonna train us any better than flats.
We gotta put out the power.
There is a caveat, if we like...
- climbing big mountains
- ripping punchy stuff
- pounding the flats
... our bodies will adapt and become more efficient at the one we love and gravitate towards.
Me personally?
I'm coocoo for climbing,
and bananas for bombing.
===
164ish no scale
8 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
80/63/17 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
HEAR ME OUT
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLAIN FUN to make fun of Velo, "powered by Outisde". Whether it's their clickbaity titles, AI drivel, or soulselling advertorials...
... there's at least one good laugh a day.
Here's my current favorite.
Stop Complaining About Sound, These Are The Best Headphones for Cycling
Roight!
Because decreasing our ability to engage with our surroundings when traveling 20+ miles per hour in our underwear on...
- trails
- gravel
- pavement
... is a great idea.
Genius.
Next up...
... Stop Complaining About Night Vision, These Are The Best Sunglasses After Sunset.
There is no best.
At best, assuming it's not clickbait or advertorial would be...
... These Headphones Least Worsen Your Ability To React To Danger When Riding.
Or, for the trailrunners...
... These Earbuds Reduce Getting The Shift Scared Out of You When A Bike Rider Has Been Saying 'Hey There' For 5 Minutes and Finally Gives Up and Passes You.
Now for you in the back jumping up and down ready to tell me to not be so closeminded...
... I hear you.
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164ish no scale
8 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
82/72/10 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
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POP TART POWERED, BEE STUNG... ATHLETE unINTELLIGENCE
SOMETIMES, we just gotta change it up. Do something different just fer fun. Go against...
... conventional wisdom.
I thought it had been a good week...
- 177 miles
- 17:26 hours
- 20951' of vert
... given I'd been knocked down by a 24 hour bug.
Mostly in the dirt,
mostly with friends.
Yet, every single ride Strava's Athlete Intelligence...
... scored it as recovery or recovery and endurance.
Apparently, the AI couldn't account for the fact this sea leveler was suffering at 7000-10,000 elevation.
Rolling out this morning...
- a few scoops of Envy
- 4 pop tarts
- 1 Carbs gel
... I grabbed what I had + 100 ounces of water.
While I hoped to put down some power, since all I'd done was "recovery and endurance" rides...
... I knew the truth.
Leaving with a simple plan,
ride until I ran out of food and water.
It was an epic day in the mountains...
... topped off with a bee sting in the gut a few miles from home base.
Memorable.


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164
9 hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
84/80/0 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
THE ADVENTURE
SOMETIMES, the road really is better than the inn. We realize that whatever we are aiming for may not be all that great, but...
... putting in the work gives outsized returns.
Gratitude blooms.
Like today.
My pal Charles charts out this loop...
- 32 miles
- 4700' of vert
- topping out at 10,000'
... which seems really cool.
Until we hit our first massive fallen tree and bushwhack around it.
Then, patches of snow,
too long to ride.
Followed Puke Hill.

The view...
- The Great Salt Lake to the west
- Park City to the East
- Not a soul around
... stunning.
Somehow the goals seem weak, lacking...
... when beauty abounds.
If we'll just stop to look.
===
165ish, no scale
7ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
83/72/10 per Strava
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
WHEN TRAINING ISN'T ACCORDING TO PLAN
THE BEST LAID PLANS can go sideways for a variety of reasons. I'm not gonna list 'em since I don't want to poison your mind and have you...
... manifesting awfulness.
'Cause I'm questioning just that about myself.
Did I manifest...
- 3 days off at I Do Epic
- riding with friends short on time
- puking my guts out last night after a miserable 70 minute ride
... or, is it just life?
Doesn't matter too much,
except part of my GrandMasterRipOnRaceDay plan...
... was a massive training week this week to make up for last week
and leave me slightly buried for BWR next week.
I consulted AI all night...
- possibly caused by using pure table sugar on my rides
- hydration via room temp peppermint tea
- a few Tums
... while Surfergirl laughed at me and secured the remedy.
Arose after 10 hours, feeling a lot better.
Energy seems good enough to day...
... to meet up with the local slayers.
The prudent thing would be to skip the meet up,
spin at most, or sleep...
... a proper adjustment.
But, screw it...
... I've got plans, too.
===
165ish, no scale
7.5ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
80/57/22 per Strava - very rested
What I'm reading: Cry Havoc, Jack Carr
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
HE'S A GENIUS
WE ALL HAVE, or should have, wish we had, that friend who can fix anything. Even though we've upped our skills over the years there's always that...
... next level repair.
We can't do it.
Like my SID fork, today...
- packing in on descents
- rebound slower than a sloth
- adjustment dials backing out and loose
... I was in a bind.
Turns out the great C Gonzer lives where I'm visiting,
racing pals from a decade ago.
Within about about 20 minutes,
he had it working nearly good as new.
How'd you learn how to do this?
I just really like working on my bikes.
That's it?
Well, I am a mechanical engineer by trade.
That's it...
- love what we do
- study the basics
- achieve mastery
... genius level work.
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165ish, no scale
7.5ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
80/57/23 per Strava - very rested
What I'm reading: Feeling Is The Secret, by Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
GETTING HIGH
TRAINING AT SEA LEVEL is no way to prepare for high elevation activities. Sure we have extra oxygen to go hard, which is always nice. But, it'd be even nicer...
... to be able to rip when high.
Which begs the question...
... why am I working so darn hard, putting out so little power?
Nah, that's obvious.
Kinda.
90 minutes into the ride today,
we'd been ripping up Big Mountain Pass (f'real).
Challenging?
Yes.
Wheezing?
Yes.
Gapped?
Indeed.
Here's the rill dill...
... even though the power is relatively low,
the breathing is labored.
Which presents a realhonesttogoodness truth...
- breathing too hard
- not thinking 100% clearly
- focusing on staying on pace
... it's hard to stay on top of the hydration and nutrition at altitude significantly above our normal.
We, me especially, gotta force it.
Another important consideration at high elevations...
... it's better to pace on HR than PWR.
===
165ish, no scale
7.5ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
83/71/12 per Strava - very rested
What I'm reading: Feeling Is The Secret, by Neville Goddard
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
SETTLING...
THE IDEA OF SETTLING, for most of us, is repulsive. We'd never do that because our standards are too high...
... or, so we think.
Because we don't know better.
Welp,
today I realized
I've totally been settling.
While we do have trails to ride near home...
- skinny single track with rain ruts
- weeds elbow high
- punch climbs
... it's nothing like Utah..
Today, outside of Kamas was incredible.
My pals, PViddy and TimmyV, had been telling me it was great up here.
But, c'mon...
- smooth, fast and flowy
- adorned with greenery and trees
- berms so perfect the suspension compresses as you no-brake it
... expertly engineered trials.
Waywaywaywayway better than my home trails.
Once we know we're settling the only question is...
... what are we gonna do about it?
===
165ish, no scale
8ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
82/61/21 per Strava - very rested
What I'm reading: How To Fail At Almost Anything and Still Win Big, by Scott Adams
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
A GOOD BREAK
TAKING TIME OFF can be restorative. Sometimes it's on purpose, other times its an unplanned forced situation. Either way...
... we're anxious to get back at it.
Like right now.
Being that I was committed to be all in at the biz conference...
... I skipped the last few days.
Including the typical epic Saturday.
Everything feels really good except my gut, which is feeling quite bloated...
... after lots of good food.
I suppose that's part of the anxiety, not...
- the drop in fitness
- the packed on pounds
- the connecting with the crew
... the sensation of being a caged animal.
Some might caution,
don't over do it.
A fair warning if working back from an injury.
But, this belly is yellin' at me,
get after it,
right now.
Can't wait to start shedding and shredding manana.
(I've got 10 days to turn it around before BWR UT)
===
165ish, no scale
78ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
83/63/20 per Strava - very rested
What I'm reading: How To Fail At Almost Anything and Still Win Big, by Scott Adams
>
AI DRIVEN?
AI could be all it's cracked up to be, if we can only learn how to use it to our benefit. But, new things can be...
... a challenge to learn.
Even scary.
One of the take aways on day 3 of I Do Epic was regarding AI,
and it got me thinking about racing...
... because as we say, Racing is life!.
My grand takeaway is AI's ability to deliver what we are looking for has much to do with regarding the prompts.
For example, knowing what you know about me...
... create a training program as if you were Javier Sola
Just like us at a race,
AI needs its head screwed on straight in order to deliver.
And a proper prompt is the starting point.
Making it human...
... what is the main prompt driving our training?
===
165ish, no scale
7.5ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
85/73/12 per Strava
What I'm reading: How To Fail At Almost Anything and Still Win Big, by Scott Adams
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
WE CALL IT SPOOKED
THE UNMISTAKABLE ENERGY of the start line can be overwhelming for the uninitiated. We feel it the moment we arrive at an event, and when we line up the vibe can take us...
... from confident and courageous to literal shaking.
Plans melting.
Rather than the controlled missile launch we'd imagined, we are overcome by the complete chaos of undirected explosions.
And, that's okay,
until we want a different outcome.
On Day 2 of I Do Epic, we spent much the day in a massive barn learning how a master horse trainer teaches and guides the beasts with energy vs force.
Demonstrating the animal's sensitivity to each other in the herd as well as to us humans, as we approached and worked with the horses.
Thankfully, the inanimate endurance tools we depend on...
- bicycles
- helmets
- shoes
... cannot sense our moods or energy.
Can you imagine mounting a spooked bicycle?
I've often wondered how I am able to reach a place of calm and certainty with hundreds, sometimes thousands, of my "closest friends"...
... so close to losing it?
I don't have a good answer other than...
- a safe race
- an unleashing of the training put in
- finishing knowing there was nothing left in the tank
... experience and expectation.
But, the old cowboy did share one nugget that really resonated with me...
... We create what we anticipate.
===
165ish, no scale
8ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
87/84/3 per Strava
What I'm reading: How To Fail At Almost Anything and Still Win Big, by Scott Adams
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
START WHERE YOU ARE
TRAVEL BRINGS IT'S OWN CHALLENGES when it comes to maintaining our fitness. Will we have time, will there be space, do we have the equipment...
... will we even want to?
Have the energy?
When I signed up for I Do Epic Live in the hinterlands of Idaho, I figured we'd be starting early and ending late so...
- 27 hours
- 380 miles
- 27000' of vert
... I made sure I'd put in a large training block prior.
Taking a break made sense, but...
... a funny thing happened when I woke up.
I had two and half hours to kill,
while situated on the shore of the Snake river,
with a lovely and lonely gravel road echoing my vibe.
My original plan was out...
- a long walk
- a ton of push ups
- a million air squats
... a quick and glorious spin was in.
===
165ish, no scale
7.5ish hours sleep
690ish anti-oxidant level, no scanner
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
89/97/-8 per Strava
What I'm reading: How To Fail At Almost Anything and Still Win Big, by Scott Adams
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
I WANTED TO STOP SO BAD
GETTING AFTER IT for a long period of time can be a beautiful thing, if we are in the right mindset and our bodies are prepared...
... and we're used to it.
Even addicting.
But, if our head's not into it,
our bodies not prepped,
it's been a while...
... quitting looks might tasty.
Like today.
There we were, riding up one of the most beautiful climbs in Utah, the Alpine Loop...
- few cars on the road
- perfect spring weather
- forever views up into the snowpack
... a coupla dudes riding a good fast tempo.
And, about 45 minutes in...
... I wanted to pull over.
Have a smoke, errr bite of my bar,
dip my toes in the stream.
It would have been so easy,
and lovely.
Which is why I didn't do it.
Because I know from experience pushing through these moments is...
... what it takes to finish anything strong.
Well, and the reward of a chocolate chip cookie at Sundance...
... would be that much sweeter.
===
165.8/12.7%
7ish hours sleep
690 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
91/107/-17 per Strava
What I'm reading: How To Fail At Almost Anything and Still Win Big, by Scott Adams
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
THE OTHER CROSSTRAINING
IF WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP of any kind we're most likely going to be exposed to activities which don't perfectly align with...
... our primary objective.
Got it?
Yeah, we get it.
The thingaboutitis...
... it's usually more than okay.
Surfergirl loves to hike.
Any time we're roadtripping and I'm in a hurry to get to the beddown...
... she's plotting a once in a life time hike.
Like today,
just after 6pm
3 hours from our destination...
... we absolutely had to hike Kolob canyon for no less than 2 hours!
Yes, that's an explanation point because...
... old diesels need their beauty sleep
Her "reward" for this detour is me stretching out while she drives, which I'm pretty sure...
... she purposely fakes like she's tired and unnecessarily jerks the wheel so I'll get behind it.
While I have to admit the hike was outstanding, and served to remind me that I should do some regular hiking to prepare for the potential to be hiking at Leadville...
...it's pretty clear I have not properly trained her on driving in a relaxing and soothing manner nor bowing down to the needs of her old man's sleep.
===
165.8/12.7%
7.5ish hours sleep
690 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
no Stretches
88/98/-9 per Strava
What I'm reading: How To Fail At Almost Anything and Still Win Big, by Scott Adams
>
BECAUSE I ASKED...
MEMORIAL DAY IS A BUSY ONE around here. All kinds of people out enjoying the day: runnin, bikin, swimmin, surfin, paddlin...
... things were chaotic.
I got a late start.
Preferring to get some work knocked and start prepping the van for our road trip...
... I slipped out just past noon.
There is a steep hill above a picturesque beach that attracts locals, nonlocals and everyone in between.
At the top, I saw an older woman lugging two chairs for her and her ancient father.
Normally, I'd just wiggle around them and the rest and go on about my day...
... but I remembered.
Hi there, can I help you with those chairs?
Oh, yes, please.
Leaned my bike on a palm tree.
Let's go down a little bit more, where it's a little flatter.
C'mon dad, over here.
This looks pretty good.
Thank you.
No problem.
How did you know we needed help, nobody else noticed?
Oh, I prayed I'd be useful today.
With that, I was off on a lovely tour of the southern part of our county...
... pavement, gravel roads and single track.
You're probably thinking Nice virtue signal Todd...
... to which I'll say, thinking of others is not my default or my strong suit.
I have to work at getting my heart to be fully functional.
===
165.8/12.7%
8.5ish hours sleep
690 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
√ Stretches
91/113/-22 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
THE RANDOMNESS OF PROGRESS
NICHING DOWN is a legit way to go about maximizing results. We study the experts, learn all we can, put it into practice. The goal is...
... supreme mastery.
But, is narrow and deep the only way to get it done?
The best way?
Personally, I think I've learned more studying endurance athletes and coaches from other sports than I have focusing on bike racing.
Maybe, probably, there is more literature and research available.
Here are a few of my favorites
- running - Born To Run, Christopher McDougall
- triathlon - anything by Phil Maffetone
- swimming - Total Immersion Method, Terry Laughlin
- natural fitness - Natural Born Heroes, Christopher McDougall
... because they introduced me to new ways of thinking about endurance and fitness.
Bringing in randomness to our experience...
- events
- people
- travel
... can deliver game-changing progress hacks.
If we'll just open our ears, eyes, hearts.
===
165.8/12.7%
7.5ish hours sleep
690 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
√ Stretches
88/99/-11 per Strava
>
AFTER TAKING SEVERAL READINGS
SIMULATING OUR 'A' EVENTS months in advance can be quite revealing, in bad...
... and good ways.
Once, isn't enough.
Every weekend is too much.
It's not a damned if we do,
damned if we don't situation.
More like a...
- damn?
- damn!
- hot damn!
... outcome.
With that in mind I turned to Grok to help me assess today's simulation because...
- what happens if I cut ballast?
- what workouts would improve my time?
- are there supplements that aid lung function at altitude?
... AI is damn fine when it comes to crunching numbers.

Because I'm a true and proud supernerd...
- 2 previous attempts in last 7 years
- body weight on those days
- power numbers as well
... I have the data, going back years.
I put Grok to work...
- I can improve
- I'm in a pretty good place already
- This is gonna be a heckuva lotta fun
... and came out with what I already sensed.
Grok thinks I can beat my previous PR,
which seems absolutely ludicrous...
... mainly because I have a lot of higher value things I want to accomplish this summer.
This is a typical use of AI for me...
- confirm/test/explore what's possible
- learn how to do things I can't figure out
- assist in leveraging my tiny helmet covered bean's processing power
... are you using AI to evaluate and make moves?
As the great Wille Nelson sings...
... After taking several readings I'm surprised to find my mind's (and body) still fairly sound.






















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167/12.7% oof!
7.5ish hours sleep
630 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
√ Stretches
90/114/-24 per Strava went kinda deep today
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
IT'S A LONE WOLF'S WORLD
NO MATTER HOW MANY friends are planning to do the A event with us, regardless of how many weekends we link up to train together...
... the bulk of our efforts are alone.
Unseen.
By nearly everybody, except that neighbor who we pass by at the same...
... godforbidden time each dark morning.
We're on the hunt...
- miles
- skills
- fortitude
... for more.
And even when we do link up, if we're truly committed...
... we might breakup, or off.
For example, I'm committed to ride a spritely tempo between all the worthy climbs tomorrow...
... where I'll move into the bottom to mid-threshold.
Because that's gonna be my pace at the A race,
and I've really got to train it now,
to maintain it then.
So, yeah, 7 miles up the climb I'll probably be alone...
... just like I'll most likely be on raceday.
Which is why I'm working on this jersey to where in in Leadville.

Personally, I feel like an inspirational, personalized jersey is good for...
... a 1-2% increase in performance.
If you're of the same persuasion...
- super aero jersey
- amazing imported Italian fabrics
- no minimum order required, make just 1
... go here: https://pedalindustries.com/pages/start-a-project
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165.6/12.7% (time to start trimming blubber)
8.5ish hours sleep
630 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
√ Stretches
85/82/2 per Strava (time to bump these numbers up)
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
13 WEEKS SHOULD BE ENOUGH
AT SOME POINT, the training for the A event has gotta get real. Sure we have our base miles just because we are base-ically addicted, but...
... that's not gonna cut it.
Gotta get specific.
As of this moment, I'm 13 weeks out from starting the Leadville Trail 100.
It'll be my 8th time.
While I know the drill, I also know...
... I'm nowhere near ready.
Haven't done an hour long climb...
... since I don't know when.
Haven't ridden over 5 hours since October.
Haven't ridden my MTB more than twice a week in ages...
... haven't
haven't
haven't
haven't
haven't.
Equally overwhelming and energizing...
... the challenge is elephant-sized.
And, I'm gonna attack it one mile at a time.
===
164.6/12.5%
8.5ish hours sleep
630 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
√ Stretches
86/89/-4 per Strava
>
STRETCH GOALS
STRETCHING seems to go in and out of popularity. When, how long, which moves are a essential...
... and that's not counting yoga and pilates.
Where to start?
That's a good question.
I'm no expert, which is why I check in with my physical therapy pal, Scott, from time to time.
Mostly when I'm miserable
or injured.
Which got me thinking.
The last couple of days my bike fit felt like it had changed...
... which is impossible, right?
Then, I thought...
... could my body have changed somehow?
Thinking back on my many visits with Scott...
... and how stretches had fixed various aches and debilitating pains.
It hit me like a ton of lycra!
I haven't been stretching regularly,
at all.
Got back at it this morning...
... dang, I'm stiff!
But, guess what...
... the bike fit felt back to awesome.
Stretch goals are the kind that have us reaching to our limits to accomplish what seems nigh impossible...
... I like setting those.
New/old stretch goal...
... stretch every night as part of my shutdown sequence.
===
163.6/12.5%
7.5ish hours sleep
680 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
√ Stretches
86/91/-6 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
WHAT MASTERING THE BASICS LOOKS LIKE
THE VERY BEST PROS have mastered the basics. From techniques to tools, from sleeping to sprinting. They have it...
... all down cold.
How do we know?
Because at the very the very best are still practicing the basics...
... only the output is at a much higher level.
Duh!
Yeah, I know.
But, the real question is are we chasing...
- fads
- trends
- shiny objects
... or working diligently on mastering the basics?
===
163.6/12.5%
7.5ish hours sleep
630 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
85/83/1 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
FROM FLOOR TO CEILING
BUILDING FITNESS can appear to be a mystery to the uninitiated. For the reasons, holding onto it is illusive. And losing it...
... downright easy.
It's a shame.
If the unwashed simply established a floor...
- a minimum daily commitment
- built over weeks
- and months
... they'd find their ceiling to be nearly limitless.
Instead, they get the bug or come clean with their naked selves...
... and progress rapidly for a short season.
Get thrown off track,
and start over.
We know different.
Our floor maybe is simple as getting outta bed and kitting up...
... knowing it's easy to get out the front door at that point.
After that, it's just a matter of raising the floor...
... to see how high we can fly.
Things I think about while riding zone two for 2 hours...
... because that was my floor today.
And, I always ride on Mondays.
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165.6/12.7%
8ish hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
86/90/-4 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
>
PRISONS WE CHOOSE TO LIVE INSIDE
>
HOW FAR SHOULD WE TAKE OUR BRO-SCIENCE?
ONCE WE FIGURE OUT the gear and products that work for our bodies, it's, honestly, just amazing. It fits. It works. And we stick with it...
... because we rip.
Easy.
We don't want to change.
That can be a problem if what we love goes out of stock or worse...
... out of production all together.
A few years back, when Wahoo acquired Speedplay they dumped my tried and MTB pedals.
The Frogs.
Had I known, I'd have purchased at least 10 pair of pedals and probably 100 sets of cleats.
To my horror, I logged on and learned the sadsad news.
No mas.
When I woke and realized I was out of my favorite carb mix today...
- water
- plain ol' sugar
- and Liquid IV for flavor and electrolytes
... well, yeah, I took a stab a making my own.
You should witnessed the...
- disgust
- concern
- warnings
... from the crew when we stopped to refill our bottles midride.
I shared my mix was 4 tablespoons of sugar...
- you're gonna get diabetes
- go into a coma
- die early
... I could only laugh.
Just what exactly do you think is in your favorite powder or gel?
I got the idea from an ultra-trail runner I follow on YouTube.
He'd wanted to experiment and discovered how sucrose...
- quickly absorbed glucose
- more slowly absorbed fructose
... breaks down in the small intestine.
It's a 1:1 ration,
most high end mixes are 1:.8.
Ever look at the ingredients of what you're drinking?
My 4 very level tablespoons = 50 grams of carbohydrate.
But, isn't that gonna kill ya?
It's about the same as a can of Coke,
or a couple of candy bars.
So, yes, it will absolutely...
- crush our health
- give us that orange with 4 toothpicks look
- and lead to all kinds of degenerative diseases
... unless we are ripping and burning it up.
That 50 grams is about 50% of what I consume per hour...
... when getting after it.
How'd it work over 3 bottles?
Flawlessly.
Gonna test full strength this week.
This is bro-science...
... so take it with a literal and proverbial grain of salt.
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166/12.7%
8ish hours sleep
660 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
85/88/-3 per Strava
>
FIRST (TASTE OF) BLOOD
WE'RE LIKE WILD ANIMALS. Once we get the first taste of adrenalin, charging through the countryside...
... with reckless abandon.
We're hooked.
The thingaboutitis...
... we gotta get that first taste.
16 years ago, my pal Dr. Jeff couldn't keep from...
... slobbering all over me.
About gravel riding.
You would love it.
Seems kinda lame.
Trust me.
Tell me why.
Well, it'a a combination of two things you love: road and mtb.
And it's fun?
Oh yes!
It took me 5 years to finally see a signal...
- steel
- heavy
- leather bags
... a lonely gravel bike on sale at the local bike shop.
I thought it was radical to ride the tires at such low pressure...
- 38mm
- 60 lbs
- with tubes
... now I'm on tubeless carbon hoops, rolling 18 up front 20 in the back.
So much has improved!
For the first year or more I rode gravel alone...
... like a lunatic in the wild.
It took 5 more years till a few of us were getting together...
... and another 3ish to do what we did today.
Ruckus URBN GRVL group rides.
In town for the weekend, Jeff joined us for today's masterpiece...
... I'm not sure he made the connection on the impact he's had on us.

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165.6/12.5%
7.5ish hours sleep
6200 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
88/101/-14 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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STOP BEING MEDIUM
THERE'S A REASON so many of us struggle to improve. Especially the newest of us...
... doing all we can to hang on.
Never improving.
I heard it said so well and succinctly today by one of my fave running coaches, the great Fred Duncan.
The question how much work we can survive in one session, it's...
- hard
- easy
- hard, again
... how many high quality outputs can we stack over weeks and months and years?
If we aren't resting, active-recovering we can't go hard enough on our hard days to see any improvement...
... we become really excellent at medium.
And, stay there.
Which is fine, if you're into that sorta thing.
But, I know you're not.
Which brings up today's ride...
- 23 miles
- ave HR 93
- ave PWR 102
... we did the impossible.
I say impossible because it's nearly impossible to get a group of athletes together and not start pushing...
... we pulled it off by setting the tone ahead of time.
The BRO ride is a super easy conversational cruiser...
... because bros need bro time.
Before slaying it on the weekend.
If you want to do a deeper dive on Fred's post it's here: https://x.com/Fred__Duncan/status/2055274916199502322?s=20
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164.6/12.5%
7.5ish hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
83/75/8 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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ZONE TWO MUCH
ANYBODY CAN RIDE ZONE 2. It's easy. Zone 1 is easy. Coasting is easier. The trick is...
... to stay there.
For a long time.
The past few months I've been doing my Z2 on the mountain bike,
on kinda steep trails.
Not spinning,
a lot of torque...
... then completely off when descending.
Which is somewhat easier than what I did today...
- keeping on the pedals
- with high cadence
- limited coasting
... Zone 2 on mainly flat, with a few rollers.
Turns out 2:80 spend doing...
- 90 minutes Z2
- 31 min Z1
- 9 min z3
... is it's own kinda hard.
1261 calories burned ain't nothing.
The mental game to stay at a given pace and basically never stop pedaling...
... regardless of the terrain.
I know you zwifties are wanting to mock me,
and I'm totally down with how much harder
it can be on a trainer.
I get it.
The real point is this kind of training...
... is extremely effective at building physical and mental endurance.
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165.2/12.4%
8ish hours sleep
630 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
85/83/1 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF MID-WEEK RACING
MID-WEEK RACING has been around for ages and continues to endure because it's great training, fun to bring the community together...
... and get in some ripping intensity.
400 showed up to race Over The Hump last night.
A very healthy number of age group competitors...
... ready to battle.
I've missed the last two seasons,
so it was exciting to finally make it out.
I entered Elite 45+ looking to see how I'd rate.
Warming up,
I saw a lot of friends.
But, I was missing one.
My pal Eric was senselessly killed last year while riding his bike early in the morning, by a druggy.
After a decade of racing together...
- bro hugging each week
- seeing his babies grow up
- and turn into fine little racers
... there was a hole in my heart.
On the start line,
the energy was high,
the confidence eager.
We shot out.
I maneuvered leading into the first single track,
thinking okay this feels right.
There was only one solid climb,
20 minutes of redlining.
From leading,
to wheezing,
to 7th.
Ouch!
The downhill was a couple of miles long,
and it felt good - even PRd it.
Sliding out onto the double track,
I could see 5th and 6th,
and closed the gap.
Two of the three of us were pulling hard back to the finish line.
Just as we're about to hit the final single track before the finish,
we're caught by some of the guys we'd dropped.
At the same time,
we enter the tight turns we merge with the Beginners and Sport racers.
It's not pretty.
Some of us give the slower riders space,
others mob through.
I go from 5th to 8th.
Frustrated.
Upset about getting beat by the dude who wasn't pulling with us.
Finishing,
I stormed off.
Not my finest moment.
After a recovery drink and some spinning...
- reveling in my anger
- knowing it would motivate me
- looking forward to some specific training
... I realized how great it is to be racing.
Once I'd changed into my tshirt and jeans, I had time to reflect...
- we live in a free and prosperous country
- have the time and energy for mid-week racing
- I'm feeling 100% recovered from my TBI, while Eric is riding in the heavens and his family navigates life without him.
... and be extremely grateful.
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165.2/12.4%
8ish hours sleep
590 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
85/83/1 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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CONSISTENCY IS BORING AND...
THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CHATTER on the interwebs regarding what happens by simply being consistent. What is often left out is the biggest battle...
... which must be won.
Boredom.
That's what the naysayers are thinking as we head out into the morning sunrise doing the unfathomable.
Sure, it can be monotonous to do the same workout over and over.
But, we aren't newbs or drones and know how to counter that by mixing it up, and socializing with likeminded beasts.
With unholy motivation we focus...
... on the rewards.
Months and years later,
we're nothing like the person we started out as.
Consistency might look boring to an outsider, but...
... we know it's lethal.
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165.6/12.6%
7.5ish hours sleep
710 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
84/80/-4 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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DANGEROUS ENCOUNTERS
THERE'S DANGER just crossing the street. But, people do it and a lot more because it's part of life. We, on the other hand...
... like to raise the stakes.
Ignoring the warnings.
For years, I have casually read the signs regarding mountain lions and rattle snakes on our local trails and all over the western US.
In the process I've...
- a close up encounter with a big cat
- run over many sunbathing snakes
- stared down coyotes
... had one real scare and many thrills.
The cat was the most shocking.
I thought I was seeing a large loping coyote way up the gravel road.
Not uncommon.
Keep going.
Kept seeing as elevation changed.
Rounded a corner only to see a giant cat perpendicular to the road.
Staring at me.
Didn't do what you're supposed to do...
- stand your ground
- make yourself look bigger
... back pedaled and ripped up a single track, braking to make the turn at the top.
Went back to that spot many, many times,
raced up that hill as fast as possible...
... never came close to needing to brake to make the turn at the top.
That my friends is living.
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165.6/12.6%
7.5ish hours sleep
710 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
84/80/4 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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TIMING
TIMING IS EVERYTHING, and there is so much to be timed when it comes to racing. To time anything to perfection necessitates...
... starting very early.
Ultimately, requiring less energy.
We saw this today at the Giro.
The winning sprinter producing fewer watts than 2nd or 3rd place...
- 1480w
- 1870w
- 1580w
... making it look easy(er).
Because he timed his acceleration perfectly.
Not unlike sprinting for the line, the great Scott Adams stated...
... the secret to success is energy management.
Which helped me lean into doing my best and most important work early in the day when I'm most alert and creative.
What else...
- workouts
- relationships
- spiritual exploits
... can we improve with better timing?
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165.2/12.6%
7ish hours sleep
680 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
√ Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
85/87/-2 per Strava
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BLAME IT ON THE DONUT
STAYING ON TOP OF THE RECOVERY is super easy to skip. Especially, if we are really on top of it...
... day after day.
We're rested.
When the opportunity presents itself to overdo it...
... we do it.
We think we'll be fine.
We aren't going to do die, but...
... we will be less than fine.
Like today.
After shortchanging myself on sleep two nights in a row,
getting talked into more than easy spinning,
skipping the hyper-ice sessions...
... all variables I couldashoulda controlled,
I suffered today.
The sting of ripping,
felt stale and suffocating.
When looked back on the data...
- on trails I've ridden
- raced up
- stomped
... I actually set some PRs.
The difference when between being fatigued vs fresh is stark...
... longfaced-droopy vs JUBILANT.
Eventually, I succumbed to the efforts,
pulling the plug halfway up a steepytechy...
... and limped to the donut shop.
Where, after a few moments and calories and water I miraculously...
... felt very fauxfresh!
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165.2/12.6%
7ish hours sleep
6500 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
87/100/-13 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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BRO!
ALL RACING AND TRAINING ain't the way to do it. The ubersuccessful connect with others on a deeper level, it's the glue we need...
... to help us hold it all together.
Not the training and racing.
Life.
Some say getting out and getting after is...
... cheap therapy.
I won't argue with that.
Getting out, and away, for a conversational workout...
... can be life changing.
Lifesaving.
But, we already know that.
Most of our friends don't,
or don't make the time,
or have the friendship.
Which got me out on the road way earlier than I wanted to today,
because I knew my pal had been traveling a ton,
and could squeeze in a ride.
And got me thinking...
- early start
- easy terrain
- all bikes welcome
... why not create a BRO ride?
Details in the image.
(Surfergirl has had this going with the Trail Angels for decades).
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165.6/12.6%
7.5ish hours sleep
580 anti-oxidant level
no Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
85/84/0 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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BEST EFFORTS OSCILLATE
DOING OUR BEST. We hear from the time we take our first steps, through our teens, into adulthood. Then we preach it...
... to anyone who will listen.
Because it works.
As the great Tony Horton used to say on the P90X videos...
.. do your best, and forget the rest.
It's a legit way to live, except...
... our best oscillates.
We can get better at our best...
... is there anything more exciting than knowing that?
I found a fun features on Strava today.
The Best Efforts Power Curve has a little box we can check and...
... Show Estimated FTP.
The last 6 weeks I've been pretty dialed.
According to the app I've raced FTP 10 watts.
The feedback is helpful.
Knowing we can improve...
... is a devine gift.
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165.6/12.6%
7ish hours sleep
680 anti-oxidant level
√ Upper Body: push ups, pull ups, gripper, heel and toe raises
no Lower Body: ATG squats and split squats
86/91/-5 per Strava
https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248
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HEY TODD: I THINK I SCREWED YOU UP
ON THE HEELS OF WINNING TODAY'S TMWC - something that should never happen and probably won't ever happen again but which happened mainly because my young friends couldn't get their young acts together and ride a proper pace line and thereby reel in The Old Diesel and his cohort/co-winner the nice and gracious Chris Hill - I have spent the evening scouring the interwebs for foolproof video instruction... because kids don't read... so that you really, really, really understand how a pace line works.
Why would I do this?
Pure selfishness... if you ever get in a pace line/breakaway with me I want it to work thereby averting the words I heard last week when one of my young friends was struggling to keep the pace line together.
---> What is a young friend? It's true, everybody I ride with is younger than me in age, but Young friend = new to riding bikes fast <---
This first video has it all. But, it's short. If you watch it 5 or 6 times and take notes you'll have a really excellent understanding of what's at stake.
This video is terrible... but worth watching and asking yourself why is a guy standing behind a bike in a bike shop, kitted up? Things that make me go hmmmm
This video stalled out with the text "Do Not Accelerate" on the screen... I hope it does for you too because this is the #1 offender of all youngsters.
This is from A1 coaching, so I thought it would be awesome. It is real life gnarly... crazy weather, no bike lane, downunder... questionable sound quality and really short, but it's nice to see how smooth they rotate.
This video is the most thorough and also from GCN. Proving two things: their videos are superb and this is a skill that we all need to master.
XOXO
PS Only I can screw up my ride.
IF I HAD JUST ONE BIKE
IF I HAD JUST ONE BIKE, it would have to be a hardtail MTB. Because in the words of Greg Focker, you can ride anything with wheels... but, it's where you can ride them and how fast they go that matters.
On a hardtail...
you can pump up the tires to rock hard and keep up with most road bikes,
you can run low pressure in your tires and climb up nearly any trail
or bomb any descent kinda fast,
you can have the air just right and go from sand to dirt to road and back,
you can be pretty good at almost anything.
Which is why I have a hardtail and a road bike;
and have my eyes on
a fixie
a trail bike
a gravel bike
a tandem road
a tandem MTB
an old Schwinn Apple Krate
and an electric beach cruiser.
What are your eyes on?


OLD HABITS
I CAN'T HELP IT. I pull up to another cyclist and I start assessing. It's a left over from the early days when 80-100 riders would line up in my race. Me, against them.
I can count the times I've had a teammate on 1 hand. I'm not against it, it's just the way things have worked out. The result is a deep need to figure out who the players are and forget the rest.
But, these are things you can assess standing around and lining up. Once things are underway the sleuth work gets easier, but must be quicker.
Here are giveaways of someone who is confident. Confident riders are able to size up the other riders and feel the thunder in the herd. They waste no energy, they just calculate, relaxed in the knowledge that sooner or later someone will make a mistake.
And then it's over.
More than anything confidence comes from experience. Experience, actual bike riding, builds up a huge catalog of what ifs and what to dos. No amount of riding solo, or worse riding a trainer, can compensate getting out in groups and rides and races.
What if...
its hot?
it rains?
the roads are bad?
I miss a feed?
a rider is unsafe?
there's an attack?
it's hillier?
it's flatter?
it's windier?
I feel bad?
I feel amazing?
I feel nothing?
I get dropped?
I attack?
I fall?
I lose?
I win?
My friends win?
They fail?
I flat?
My glasses fog over?
I forget my gloves?
...
Experience,
there's no substitute.
Is your FUNKR team ready?

HUNKR TRAINING FLAT TIRES TELL NO TALES
IF THERE IS A SEASON FOR FLAT TIRES, it's right now. I felt bad for Charlie. He'd gotten up early and hustled down to the start of our ride to put in some fast racepace miles and flatted. I didn't see it, just got the report...
It's 7... let's go.
Charlie flatted.
Where?
Just around the corner.
You didn't wait?
Nope... I waited for a flat on Tuesday and missed the ride.
We always leave on time, and as a group we never stop for flats... those lucky enough to have a friend on the ride might have the good fortune to have help for a speed flat fix. But we aren't friends... at least not on the rides.
This no stopping policy isn't true on all rides just the hard rides. I think that's because we are all too lazy to do intervals alone and use these rides in lieu of such idiocy.
Pete flatted later in the ride. I stopped. What a hypocrite I am! Kinda... Pete and I friends, sure, but my son Trevor is getting back into riding and had been shelled on the 133. Here was a chance to help a friend and wait for my kid - who is not really a kid.
Peter got rolling and I turned around to find T... called, but no answer.
Then a ring.
Where are ya?
I'm up by the toll road. You?
We took a short cut.
Cool... I'll see you at the finish.
I guess there are still tales to tell even with flat tires.
Just different ones, not the ones you'd planned on.
Sometimes they are better...
Maybe always.

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES!
AS WE GO OUT AND VISIT LOCAL BIKE SHOPS TO TALK ABOUT HUNKR, the reception is much different than last year. Last year, HUNKR was a brand new concept and took some 'splaining. This year, it's a totally different conversation.
Hey, yeah... I've been hearing about the race already. A few riders are already signed up. This, I heard way down in San Diego at a super cool shop -> Revolution Bike Shop. That's awesome, who is it? The Sisterhood of Cycling.
How sweet is that? 80 miles away, a team of ladies are signed up and spreading the word at their local shop.
The conversations ranged from enthusiasm that a SoCal road race series is on the calendar to confirming the shop would be there with their canopy ready to support their riders and customers.
IT'S THE SAME WITH SPONSORS. The sponsors this year get it, too. The ability to reach a new section of they cycling community in terms of the athletes along with multiple venues is a big draw. Many of the sponsors came out and checked out HUNKR last year as participants.
THE TEAMS GET IT TOO. This year the local cycling teams see the value in this kind of event and the opportunity to involve their riders in a challenge that focuses more on teamwork and personal best. It's a unique approach that giving all a reason to train together and work together to have their best days ever going 100k. Plus, a lot of the teams are reaching out to the Under 23 crowd and getting them registered for free.
It ain't easy pulling all this together, but it's worth it because we know how impactful an event done right can be. Having this momentum really helps us able to continue to add value to HUNKR.


NEW FUNKR CATEGORY FOR 2018
FUNKR IS HOW WE ADD MORE FUN TO HUNKR BIKE RACES. You and 4 or more of your friends and create a FUNKR team. We use our superamazing computing power to rank your team against all the other FUNKR teams.
Last year, we had 3 Overall categories for the fastest all men, all women and mixed (at least 1 member of the opposite sex).
This year, we add a 4th category called the POINTS Category.
Here, our superamazing computer will take the 5 best placed riders on your team and rank them against all the other teams. Got it?... it's not finishing times that matter for the POINTS Category it's placings that matter. And one more thing, to qualify your team must have at least 1 member of the opposite sex.
How to create your team?
When you register there is a place to pick your team. If your team isn't listed, you can create it at that time. We'll take it from there... simple enough?
Who should you get on your team?
Since there is no limit to the size of your FUNKR team get all your friends. More friends = equals more fun.
What do you win?
Each team will receive a beautiful trophy and swag provided from one or more of our terrific sponsors.
Does it any extra cash to create a team?
Nope. It's all included with your registration.
What if you already signed up?
Not a problem, just shoot us an email and we'll get you onto the team.
Afterward, when we're all hanging out and mowing down a tasty meal pay attention to the PA System because your team could be the next FUNKR champion. Register Here.

AINT NO SHOWER HOT ENOUGH
THIS TIME OF YEAR GETTING THE CLOTHING RIGHT IS NOT ART AND NOT SCIENCE. It's mostly just dumb luck... of which I had none this fine morning.
It was colder than advertised by about 10 degrees, not the end of the world. But, the clouds were sitting on the asphalt... and there we were, in 40 degree weather. Essentially we were running through the sprinklers at 20mph, in clothes grampa woulda shot me in before letting me rep his name in public.
Every mile got colder and wetter, and all I could think was...
Ain't no shower hot enough
Ain't no bathtub deep enough
Ain't no sauna steamy enough
To keep me from turning to blue

SAND, STONE
MY BIKE LIFE CONTINUUM STRETCHES FROM SAND TO STONE. Some of what I do is very negotiable, and other parts are truly written in stone.
Tuesday morning group ride, pure stone. This ritual has been going on for about 30 years. Some years it's been part of a full week of riding, and others it's been the only weekday ride. It's a social thing, as well as an accountable thing.
Sundays off is set in stone as well. For me, this is the only way I can keep perspective on all aspects of my life. I unplug from training, unplug from work - no emails, calls or reading... and I'd like to add unplug from digital life, but haven't done it yet. I plug into family and the spiritual side of life. I started this when I turned 30.
Bike fit is set in stone. I go to one fitter, I go every time I get a new bike, and anytime I have any kind of pain. A good bike fit can get you 10% faster.
Weighing myself each morning is mainly stony. I weigh myself right when I get up each day, and record it. I have gained all kinds of insight to my body and the effects of what I eat, the times I eat, how long it takes to gain or lose weight, and what I really weigh. But, I never weigh myself on vacation.
Sleep is sandy-stony. I try and get 7-8 hours, it really feels good. But, sometimes we stay out late. That said, I still set the alarm for 530 and rise most days around 5.
Coaching is sandy-stony. I love my little coach, she's the best. But, each of us know I'm only good for the 7 weeks leading up to a big event. Any more than that and I find the structure suffocating. She puts up with me, and I'm grateful for it.
My goals are sandy-stony. Some years, it's all about the MTB others it's all road riding. Lately I'm all into USACycling road races, I had years that were all about 100 mile MTB races. But, when I lock in the theme of the year I'm all stone on my goals.
Diet is on the sandy side. I try and eat whole foods, but sure had fun pounding cake and brownies and Mexican coke watching the Super Bowl yesterday.
What kind of bike is sandy too... I like road and mountain, carbon and aluminum. I'm not a neat freak, but the drivetrain has got to be tidy and working well.
But the sandiest of all is M-W-Th-F-S.
I go where the treads flow.
Never really know,
Until I get there,
Which is where,
Life puts on a show,
I meet someone, see something,
And grow.
How about you, what's in sand and what's in stone?
_____

ALL HE DOES IS REST
MY FRIEND TY IS HAVING A STAND OUT SEASON. So is Matt. They are following a very simple plan during the race season.
Race for the win,
then rest.
Their training volume is down about 25%. The only intensity is racing 3-4 times a month. Everything else, everthing, is about resting and recovering. Easy rides. Plenty of sleep. Clean food. Massage.
Their blades are very sharp,
ready to cut you down.
What about you?
Too tired to race hard? Rest more.
No race season... but a serious focus on 1-2 events? Your last 3 weeks should look just like their season.
Just wanna keep up with your pals? Pick a day, make it your race.
No heart rate monitors,
No power meters.
Pure heart.
Pure Power.
_____

MY PEOPLE CALL IT FUN
THE STATE OF BICYCLE RACING IN ORANGE COUNTY, CA IS BETTER THAN EVER - on all levels. I think it's because our community is tighter and more appreciative of each other's efforts as athletes and as race directors. As a result, we have more robust events to participate in and a fuller calendar. This is a virtual cycle of improvement in all areas.
For example, Replay Timing company, operated by my friend Chris Williams, is homegrown. Chris is local. He knows all our events and the promoters and the athletes and what we expect from a timing company. Over the years, he has been building his company's capabilities and expertise and technology. Through Chris's persistence we are all able to enjoy a richer experience racing.
Accurate timing makes the events more fun for beginners and pros. It's another element to see where we rank among our peers, and those who are faster and/or slower. Sure it's nice to see how you placed, it's nicer to compare the times as well.
The results are more people having more fun. So the word spreads.
Which brings in bigger and better sponsors,
Next time you race at NonDot, OverTheHump, Rwanda Ride, HUNKR, unOFFICIAL TMWC, CBR(soon), and more... introduce yourself to Chris, it's a thankless job we all need done well.
Sold out NONDOT Whiting TT


WHAT'S UP HOMESLICE?
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF SLICED TIRES... the kind you notice before you ride and the kind that explode on your ride. Which one is better depends on a number of factors:
If you dislike any of the above.

SOMETIMES I JUST WONDER

WHY IS A MASS START SO AWESOME... AND GROUNDBREAKING?
A MASS START BIKE RIDE OR RACE IS AWESOME, because it's so much more of a shared experience.
The energy when everybody starts lining up in their respective corrals is off the charts. Every single person can feel it, and you just get the idea that this is going to be a great day... that today could be your best ever HUNKR time.
We are all competing under the same conditions. This is cool because it gives us all a good idea of how we truly compare. For the slower people, it's a chance to appreciate the speed of the pros. For the pros, it's a chance to witness the heroic efforts of the first timers... to be a real pro at the finish and welcoming them to the party.
It's like the best group ride ever: we time it and make sure you don't have to stop along the way so you can go after your PR.
The after party kicks in as we all arrive back at the start. There's great food and music, and cool exhibits to check out. Because we all start together, we get back to the finish about the same time as our friends and hang out and recover. What could be better?
Bonus: it makes the driving so much better when we can carpool with our friends. The animated chatter on the way over is sprinkled with laughter and big bets. But, it's the drive home, reliving the highlights of the day that are the best... the way we take it all apart, congratulate each other and get right at planning how do better next time.
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At HUNKR, you'll be starting at the same time as everybody else. Everybody lines up based on their projected finish time - our supercrazypowerful software makes sure everybody is where they should be.

PUSH IT REAL GOOD
MY PLAN WAS PRETTY SIMPLE THIS MORNING... push it, push it, push it. I was tapered from last week, other than Saturday's leg busting effort at SBRR. I have 3 weeks till the next big race, this week's gotta be a humdinger.
It's a selfish plan.
I say that because we get to the start warmed up and ready to broil - it's 45 minutes with 1000' of elevation on the way over. We made really good time today, which surprised me because it seemed easy. As soon as 6:30 hit, it was haulin' A', like DK. We had 4 guys off for the first 10 minutes. The remnants caught us. It slowed, and we pushed it again. About 1/3 of the group was bye-bye.
Sorry.
The A-Loop was somewhat tame. Still, the ponies were jumpy and anxious. They eased just a little on the pinnacle, so I pushed it. Pushed it good enough to crest first (Sean mighta let up?).
Thank you.
We kept it together down the DMZ to the bike trail. As soon as we hit the trail, I pushed it. OTF for about 10ish minutes. Got the gap up to 23 seconds, per MikeyG. The herd of ponies galloped right on by on The Wall. But, I kept pushing.
Almost.
We almost caught the remnants of the leaders, only because we kept pushing it. Pushed down the canyon, and kept on pushing up the Corkscrew. Mission accomplished. I'm smoked.
Pushed it!

FROM WHERE I SIT
ARCHED BACKS ON YOGA MATS ,
cross-legged squatters perched high,
a sleeping man holding down his bench.
Cruising the bike path, there are all kinds of peeps up early. At daybreak. As I pedal, many of them are still. Quiet. Meditating perhaps. Maybe reflecting on yesterday, wondering what today holds. I'm doing the same as I ease by, but it's really not the same.
it's pretty good
to just sit.
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CHEERING WILDLY

HUNKR TRAINING RIDE #4
TODAY WAS THE SANTA BARBARA COUNTY ROAD RACE, and I was totally unprepared for what happened. I mean, there was a race. I was prepared for that. I made the move I thought would work and, well... it worked out pretty darn good. It was the rest of the day I was unprepared for.
After months of only seeing a large chunk of my friends on the interwebs, there they were.
We were all hugging and fist bumping... and elbowing? Yeah, Mr Universe said Don't touch me so we elbowed. It was so good to see people in the flesh. Look 'em in the eyes, and see their souls. Real friends, real people. Well wishes of good luck sloshed about, then did our best to kill each other.
... there is a training message coming, bear with me...
After the bike race, and after the love fest I hustled south to get to the Simple Green team night at RockNRoad. Mike Okano invited me over to make a presentation to the team regarding HUNKR. Which I did with as much gusto as possible after healthy bike race and 4+hours of driving in traffic.
Things broke up and a familiar face with a few more lines etched in said... Todd, it's really you! Yep, but... It's Jeff Newman. Oh my gosh, JEFF! Now this was whole other love fest.
Jeff and I used to ride and race pre-kids, maybe pre-marriage. Back when Coffee Crew was the most badass Saturday ride... we'd crush each other up the coast with Schooler and Stricky and Newman and Salzman and Tessman and Miller and Kurzenski and Lyle and Pellkofer and GINA and even Linda Brenneman just hitting it and hitting it and hitting it until we got to Corona Del Mar and collapsed at C'est Si Bon.
Was seeing so many friends,
Young and aged,
New and old.
Get ready folks,
Be prepared to connect,
And reconnect with our awesome tribe at HUNKR,

THE OTHER HALF
I ALWAYS WANTED TO RACE LIKE THIS. My buddy Todd said Let's go in the RV. So here we are, camped out in the middle of nowhere. At the Start/Finish. It's so nice. The RV is huge. It's dead quite out here. While all the other guys are driving up late, staying in hotels, hustling over to the start... we are resting and sleeping and relaxing.
As my dad would say, So this is how the other half lives.
I like this half.


OH THOSE PHONE CALLS!
THE FIRST CALL CAME AT 8:07AM THIS MORNING.
Hi, it's Big Dog. I'm just checking in with you. Saw you signed up for Santa Barbara. Wanted to see if we're going to work together or just go head to head or what... you know. Because you know me... I'd rather have a break. I'll tell you right now, DougieD is probably the strongest guy I know right now and he's 100%. So, just want to see what your strategy is... call me.
Wow! That's quite a message. Intel, strategy, teaming up.
Next call was from JackMack. We were talking biz about 10am.
You going to Vail this weekend, to do the MTB endurance races. No, I'm heading to Santa Barbara for the rare road race. You're one tough lady to race 6 hours... that's so hard. It's not that bad, we only get 5 laps in and I go 2nd... Barb has to do 3 laps. Go get 'em. I will, just wanna have fun.
TD checked in around 1pm.
So what's the plan? Breakaway together would be fun. I know, I'd love that too. But, it's risky. A better plan might be...
Emails and texts peppered the day. New guys, like Legal Eagle, askin: What should I do today and tomorrow? What should I eat day of... all these questions that never arise before our weekly Saturday "social rides", which are way harder than his Cat V race will be. He'll be fine, has no idea he's already riding at a very high level.
The last was Frosty, swingin' by to pick up a canopy. Me n Gonzer are racing the 2 man at Vail. You two will kill it. That's the plan. Have fun. Always.
It's race time,
make your calls.

GOOD HEARTED WOMEN
COUNT YOURSELF BLESSED IF YA GET ONE OF THESE
A long time forgotten are dreams that just fell by the way
The good life he promised ain't what she's living today
But she never complains of the bad times or bad things he's done, Lord
She just talks about the good times they've had and all the good times to come
She's a good-hearted woman in love with a bike-ridin' man
She loves him in spite of his ways that she don't understand
Through teardrops and laughter, they'll pass through this world hand-in-hand,
A good-hearted woman loving her bike riding man
He likes the long rides, road trips with bike ridin' friends
When the ridin's all over she'll welcome him back home again
Lord knows she don't understand him, but she does the best that she can
'Cause she's a good-hearted woman; she loves her bike ridin' man
She's a good-hearted woman in love with a bike-ridin' man
She loves him in spite of his ways that she don't understand
Through teardrops and laughter, they'll pass through this world hand-in-hand,
A good-hearted woman loving her bike riding man
Adapted from Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings Good Hearted Woman
IT EXPIRES 1/31/18, THE QUANTITY IS LIMITED, USE IT.

THE NON-COMMITAL KILLER
I NEVER WORRY ABOUT PHRASES LIKE "I'M FEELING GREAT" OR "I'M FEELING TERRIBLE", it's We'll see how it goes that scares me.
I'm feeling great and I'm feeling terrible are either telling the truth or lying and it's pretty easy to tell which one within a few pedal strokes.
We'll see how it goes is a whole other story. That rider has a plan, and he's not letting on any more than he needs to. He's going to wait and wait and wait then pounce for the kill.
Not that there's anything wrong with that,
I'll just sit back and see how it goes.
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IT EXPIRES 1/31/18, THE QUANTITY IS LIMITED, USE IT.

UNDER 23 HUNKR RACERS… YOU RACE FREE WHEN YOU SIGN UP WITH AN OLD PERSON. Get your older bro or broette to sign up. They’ll get an email with instructions to get you the FREE promo code!
Simple enough, right?
Do you get all the same race awesomeness? Yep. You get a race number, timing chip, rad t-shirt, and fabulous recovery meal… only if you beat your bro or broette… JK! What fun would that be? : )
Is there a limit to the number of free under 23 riders? Nope. But, this event will sell out so spread the word to the rest of your posse.
Can I tell others about this incredible offer? Yes… get on it.


1 IF BY CAR, 2 IF BY BIKE

HUNKR TRAINING RIDE #3 - RESPECTING THE YOUNGERS
OUR VERY SOUTH COUNTY POSSE IS POWERED BY A LOT OF YOUNG DADS. So, MikeyG put together a solid-Gould route that would get our heroes home early to their youngins... lest their maidens revoke their SatPasses.
We left on time, 7am.
Several riders missed the start by 2 minutes. Could we have waited? Yep. Should we have? Nope. We love these cats so much we want to train 'em up right... show up on time fellas. (side note: the tardy riders are all old dads).
With the young bucks pounding away on the front I slotted in like Santa out for a slay (sic) ride. We picked up JParker and JWolf and the Lion King himself, PFetzer... damn! -> we might even make Laguna Beach Cyclery a waypoint if I can tap the dew off my lily there.
It was 10ºF in Laguna Canyon. No sun. Humid freeziness cutting to the bone. But, massive heat was being put out by The Bull. This is the official "it's on" section... and it would stay on for just over an hour, to the official "it's off" finish.
Here is a secret HUNKR training tip: 60ish minutes of intensity with seven 2-6 minute efforts is a great way to get you battle ready. It's interval training with carrots, a lot tastier than interval training alone. On this ride, there's always someone ahead, to the side, or coming up from behind... unless you are The Bull or Bob Frosty.
Halfway through: Boom!
SDS' tire blew. Should we have stopped? Nope. Did we? I'm ashamed to admit it. We stopped. We never stop. Why? Because it's not good for the group to stop, and our allegiance is to the good of the group. Plus, the youngsters gotta get to their youngins.
Too soon for me, we were chasing SDS up the final push (we shouln'ta stopped)to the stop sign at the top of Highland. The plan is to re-group here, then soft pedal up PID and home.
Does this ride have a name? Not one that's stuck: Laguna Loop, Hour of Power, Power Hour, Dad Ride, Beach Cities Cruiser (Bruiser), Bone Yard Boys (if start at DoHo), Mike's Magical Mountain Tour... something'll stick.
What's the purpose of this ride? ride early, ride hard.
I'm all for it... I used to get home a lot earlier. Play with the littles... then ride with the littles when they got bigger. Today it felt good to not be smashed after an 80 mile slog. I even had enough energy to lift some weights, which is right in line with my anti-aging program...
I used to be a dad,
well, I'm still a dad,
but, I'm not.
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IT EXPIRES 1/31/18, THE QUANTITY IS LIMITED, USE IT.

WHAT ABOUT MARY?
HAUNTINGEST BOOK I EVER READ: FRANKENSTEIN. Want to have nightmares for a month?... read it, I dare ya. But, Mary Shelley's good doctor's got nothing on The Old Diesel.
Check out the monstrosity I call The Marvel.
Oh, no you di'nt.
My inner evil said Old Diesel! you got too much steam to be countin' on them weak single pivot binders. You got to go all Lewis Hamilton when you're racin'.
Boom.
I know the SRAM single-pivots match all the rest of the SRAM E-tap components. But, out with them and their flimsy performance and in with the almightypowerfullest, double-pivot ShuhManO Durace. I mean, if you're going to build a monster make it as grotesque as possible, right?
Question I'm askin' is... do I hit it with some black fingernail polish or leave the DURACE scar there for all to see?

BEHOLD!


IF RIDING BIKES IS NUMBER ONE...
IF RIDING BIKES IS YOUR NUMBER ONE SPORT, what is number 2?

HEY TODD: HOW DO YOU DO IT?
I HEAR THIS A LOT: MAN, I FORGOT HOW HARD THIS RIDE IS... and it's always followed by How do you do it?
We've been doing TMWC for 15 years now. Over that time, my overall time commitment to cycling has ebbed and flowed. Family had a lot to do with how much riding I wanted to do. But, for the most part, Tuesday morning has been my sacred Todd time.
This is my weekly check in with the gang - and I really love my riding pals. We have a lot fun killing each other. Plus, it's kept my diet somewhat honest or really sharp depending on goals and time.
Locking Tuesday in has given me a launch pad. Some years I'm fast, some I'm slow. I've always got a base to go do a HUNKR or Leadville or CBR.
So how we do it?
We do it.
We show up.
We do the work.
We have fun while were at it.

DID YOU GO TO NATIONALS?
ANDY ASKED IF I WENT TO CX NATIONALS?
Heck no! That's way too hard for me. I tried it once and it was terrible. All the pain of XC MTB racing and none of the fun!
Have you ever tried it?
Yes... I'm a national champ.
... insert drop the mic image here...
Well, that shut me up. So nice ol' Andy is a CX National Champ. Who'd a guessed it? Nothing personal Andy, but... one, you're too nice to breathe fire like CX racers; two, you used to race Vision Quest a long painful slog across the Santa Anas the opposite of CX's all out pace for 30 minutes; three....
CX is wildly popular with a very wild crowd. It's 30-60 minutes of the most painful, relentless style of bike racing ever invented. On a road bike. And they hope for miserable conditions: rain? sleet? snow? BRING IT!
Check out NonDot Adventures a super fun race series in OC Parks.
What does that say about me?
That I've tried every kind of bicycle racing at least once, or twice.
That I know what I like,
I don't breathe fire,
I prefer fun.
It's fun to compete,
In the disciplines that fit my abilities
Ya gotta try all the flavors to know what you like.
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DREAMS ARE CHEAP
MLK DAY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY. I always go for a ride to ponder the hopes and dreams I have for my family and myself.
As I rode along today, the courage Dr. King had to pursue such a massive dream stood out to me than ever. Most years, it's been the details of his famous I Have A Dream speech. He made it so real. He knew it had the potential to come true, and what sharing that dream... pursuing that dream... would cost. Yet, knowing the dangers of that dream, he moved forward.
How do I get that kind of courage?
Commitment.

BETTER TOGETHER
Occasionally we like to ride alone,
most of the time riding together is better.
they're more fun to explore and master with others.
it's more fun when we all meet at 6:30am.
what would your mission be?
friendship

HUNKR TRAINING RIDE #2
TODAY'S HUNKR "TRAINING" RIDE WAS A MOUNTAIN BIKE RACE. If your strategy is to be race ready, then there's no better prep than racing. But, you have to race with a purpose:
For example, going through the 48hr countdown to race start. 48 hours out your bike better be perfect. 24 hours out you can practice resting. 12 hours out, load your RaceDay Bag(tm) and place everything but your bike and drinks in the car. Get to bed early, get up early, and arrive early. If all goes well, you'll be early and if it doesn't you won't be stressing. Perfecting the 48hr countdown is what pros do, especially the amateur pros like us.
Sizing up your competition is another reason. Go to the race with the sole purpose of seeing how fit the others are. Throw down hard attack. Who has legs? Make notes, and cruise the rest of the race.
Racing is great for getting battle hardened. Ride as aggressive as you can, really ruin yourself. Then rest the following week or two before the race that matters.
Try different race tactics: attacking off the front, sucking wheel till the final sprint, pushing hard and dropping people on the climbs, riding on the front in a stiff crosswind and leaving no place to draft, attacking with a huge tailwind.
It's a great way to perfect your food too. What can you eat during a HUNKR? How much fluid do you need? How many calories? Will you need more than two bottles? What can you stash in your car to look forward to afterwards?
None of those was my reason, mine was two-fold... one, I needed a change of pace. I've been doing long, 4-5 hour road rides every Saturday and a relatively short mountain bike race with some steep climbs and fun descending was just what the doctor ordered...
... but it was more than that,
I tricked Surfergirl into coming,
Hey, do you want to go to Palm Desert Saturday?
Yes!
Do you mind if we make a stop on the way?
No.
It's always a good idea to practice getting a hall pass for race day.
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Racing is alive and well in Fontana

Before the pain... MTB racing strategy is pretty simple, stay on your bike and pace yourself... neither of which I did very well today.


STRATEGIES VS TACTICS
Attacking 3/4's of the way up a climb is a tactic.
Following your lead out rider is a tactic.
Skipping cake tonight is a tactic.
Riding in the drops is a tactic.
Social media is a tactic.
Riding bikes in the fog is a tactic.

LONG SHADOW RIDERS
I'M A LONG SHADOW RIDER.
leaving early while others sleep.
I'm a long shadow rider,
waitin' till my work is done.
The bigger the goals,
the longer the shadows get.
Creeping into and out of the dark,
Is how races are won.
The long shadow riders,
know who they are.
The long shadow riders,
know how to get it done.

THE TWO MOST EXCITING DIET BREAKTHROUGHS
ISN'T THIS A GREAT TIME OF YEAR?! All these new and exciting diets, plus super deals to join the gym. Let me break it down for you.
The top 2 diets for 2018 are:
1. THE EAT REAL FOOD DIET. This amazing breakthrough means limiting your food in take to every single food in the grocery store that isn't in a package. Eat all the fresh fruit and vegetables and nuts and lean cuts of meat and fish that you want.
2. THE EAT LESS DIET. Science, real hardcore science, has now proven that if you eat less you'll lose weight. Crazy!, right? So eat everything you can sink your teeth into, just cut down your total caloric in take a fraction.
3. BECAUSE 1 + 2 = 3 I'm throwing in this extra knock out diet, THE EAT LESS/EAT REAL DIET. This truly is revolutionary and delivers unbelieveable results. By reducing your caloric in take a fraction and eating real food you will look and feel amazing.
4. BECAUSE #3 is 1 heck of a plan and delivers such life changing results it's completely reasonable and widely recommended that you fall off the wagon one day a week.
Have your cake and eat it too, once a week!
In two days you'll be right back where you were pre-cake,
and 5 days closer to your goal weight.
This is what I wanted to tell F.C. on the ride this morning,
between his labored explanation of how hard the ride had been,
and how he can't climb like angel any more (and he could, really),
because he's packed on 15lbs.
I hope he reads this,
I miss his angelic thrashings.

THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE
ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BIKE RIDERS IS OUR COMPASSION FOR OTHERS. It hit me today as I was triangled by three separate events.
First, Jason stopped by and picked up bags for a fundraiser he organized. Our friend Ed's daughter is in the battle of her life with cancer. Jason has been driving all over town today, in the rain, picking up donations. The event is at Docent Brewery. Here's a link.
Next, Dawn Niday pinged me on FB. If I get you volunteers for HUNKR can you donate to CAF? Dawn is one of the top fundraisers for the Challenged Athlete Foundation. She puts on an amazing event every year, raising 10s of $1000s.
But, it really hit me hard when we shipped the gear out for JT Racing. This a team dedicated to the memory of a beautiful woman, wife and mother.
What can I do?
Where am I needed?
How can I be of service?
60/40... WELL PUNK?
AM I 60 OR 40? WAS THE QUESTION WHEN I ROLLED OUT THIS MORNING. Ya gotta love the rainy season and the nebulous percent predictions. When the app says 60% chance of rain, I always wonder...
Will I ride in the 40% or soak in the 60%?
FunFact: when the app says 60%, it means 60% of the time with conditions like today it's going to rain... it doesn't mean it's to be dry on 40% of the ride.
I opted to go, and took my MTB. My road bike is too perty, and I want to keep it race-ready. The MTB has awesome disc brakes, and I am not going to be racing it any time soon.
But, all that got me thinking... I really should have a back up road bike, a "cheapo" that's the exact same fit as my race bike. Fortunately for me, and a lot of riders, the bike I ride actually comes in a really affordable version. If that's not on offer, just find a Craig's List Special. I think I'll order one up.
I've always wanted to have a back up bike,
it's weird that I've never had one,
not that I deserve it, or I'm pro,
but, it did rain on me.
Just my luck...
(right before it poured)


CODE WORDS
MY BUDDY MIKE ASKED HOW MY BLOG WAS GOING. Before I could answer, he said he wanted to do that LaJa ride.
My look kept him trying...
LaRa?
And trying...
LaTa, it's a ride from Wyoming to Colorado.
Oh, LoToJa... It's Logan, UT to Jackson Hole. 200 miles.
Yeah, I want to do that.
Well, you better start riding.
But, what do I do?
Read my blog (he asked). Start with Base Miles. Do you have a bike?
Yes, I do.
I could tell he was doing and mental inventory of his vast collection of bike gear. He mumbled... bike, attach cleats to shoes, helmet, shorts... not shirt with long zipper...
I don't have one of those shirts with the long zipper.
We sell those (he asked, again). So we went to our site on his iPad. I showed him the blog. He subscribed, which reminded me I need to start emailing posts to subscribers.
He clicked on the dropdown menu and then I realized...
How guilty I am of using code words instead of English.
Here's his interpretation of our shiny new website:
Kits... what are those bike parts? No Mike, that's what we call the jerseys and bibs. (Jeez, that was a huge miss on my part).
Bibs, the suspender thingies? I'm not wearing those. You will, once start riding and want maximum comfort. (Another miss, not explaining how nice bibs are... and also not having shorts without braces as an option to get guys like Mike started.)
RaceDay Bags... I won't need that. You will, if you to be organized and make your life really simple. (Another miss?... should we re-name the bag, or just the category?)
Canopies... what are those? He clicked and said, Oh EZUPs.
Should I ditch the code words?... I don't think so. I think it's cool when people like Mike figure out the code words. They feel in the know, part of something special...
The coolest code word is the one we'll work on first,
because Lo-To-Ja is code for I'm a badass,
and to be a badass on a bike,
You need to start with,
Let's go for a spin.

BIG CV & HUNKR TRAINING
I DON'T ALWAYS POST 2X A DAY, but sometimes when you are a man AND you wear stretchy pants...
10 of us met at the corner.
7am, Golden Lantern and Dana Harbor.
It was warmer than it has been, fog had rolled in.
Our mission was to try out a newish route, something to get us ready for HUNKR OC.
We picked up 3 more riders in Laguna Canyon... I say "riders" to hide the fact that we're all dudes. C'mon ladies we need more of you on the road.
The talent level of these 13 riders is exceptionally high, but our fitness levels are quite varied: from a current pro MTB racer in his prime to an athlete coming back after an achilles tear and 18 months off the bike, with a couple of old diesels in between. That said, the ride up the coast and up the canyon was full gas for some of us and a nice warm up for others.
What were we warming up for? C.V. Canyon Velo.
CV is a ride that has turned so nasty most of the original guys don't even do it. Not nasty in a bad way, nasty in a good way. Nasty fast. Nasty hard. Of the 2 main Saturday group rides in South OC, CV features more hills and longer climbs.
Our plan was to make it even nastier.
When we got to Sand Canyon and Trabuco we had a 8 minutes to spare. This was due to my Nervous Nellyness which kept the pace a tad erratic... and probably was the cause of us shedding some of our posse a little early in the ride. Whoops.
From this point, the hills start hitting then clobbering with unrepentant velocity. One by one, the weak are knocked off. The final hill of the first section is La Paz. La Paz was the featured climb of the '84 Olympics. It's not steep, it's the speed that kills. 1 mile, 5%... all out. Peter Stetina holds the KOM at 3:22. You won't be close to that... too judgmental?
The good news is the original CVrs put in a still-respected rest stop at the top of La Paz, at the ball park. This is the 2 hour mark for us, which is a perfect time to re-load the bottles and unload _____.
Now for the nastiness.
The next 50 minutes the group covers 17 miles and 1300' of elevation gain... 20.4 mph, pretty darn good.
We go all out up the final 4 miles of climbing including The Wall a heinous, 1/4 mile at 9%. At the top of Santiago everybody cruises down to the big oak tree to re-group...
...but we don't!
We turn right, and go up Old Mojeska. 1/2 a mile, average gradient of 9% and the steepest section is 20%.
That's nasty!
but that's what some do
when it's HUNKR time,
and you wear stretchy pants.
3 THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN TRAINING FOR HUNKRS

by Todd Brown
1. First off, remember HUNKR is about your personal best over 100K. Sure, we all want to win and we’ll have cool awards for the category winners and cash for the top finishers. But, even the winners will be looking at their finishing times and comparing it to what they thought they could do, what they did at the last HUNKR, how they compare to their friends.
This means…
You should try and get some good group rides in. Group rides will help you with bike handling, cooperation and riding in a pace line. With a good group, you’ll go much faster than on your own. It’s quite common for HUNKR riders to find themselves in great groups of guys and gals of similar ability. The result is a lot of fun and friendship. You can find groups on TribeFindr, Strava and other platforms… or start your own.
2. Remember a HUNKR course is about equal in distance to most longish weekend road rides. If you can ride your bike easily 30 miles, you’ll do great at a HUNKR. You don’t need to do a bunch of crazy miles.
This means…
You should look at your HUNKR course and work in some similar terrain. If it’s a flat HUNKR, work on your flat speed, if it’s a climbing HUNKR work on your climbing. Get as specific as you can in the weeks leading up to your event.
3. Remember to test out your food. For the faster riders, they’ll be fine with 2 bottles. Some of you will need to make a stop, and we’ll have aid stations for you.
This means…
If you think you’ll be needing to refill your bottle, be sure to check out our drink sponsor and try their product in advance. We’ll also have quick snacks for you to munch on.
4. Remember to get your FUNKR team of 5 together and registered.
5. Have fun! You’re going to do great out there.


HEY TODD: WHAT ARE BASE MILES?
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST, BECAUSE 90% OF BIKE RIDERS ARE PLATEAUED OUT: they simply haven't grasped what constitutes base miles. While I hate to give away my hard earned secrets, I know for a fact that 90% of the 90% won't apply this no matter how simple I 'xplain it.
Most of us start here - short and low... easy efforts, and it's lots of fun... as it should be.
We progress to here - fat middle... we realize if we ride a little more and a little faster it's even more fun... plus we can keep up and even be faster than our friends.
The problem is we get all geeked up and go here. This is just human nature, being greedy... just because a little more riding and a little more effort made you faster, it does not mean more of each and none of what go you here is better. In fact, it's worse, a lot worse.
Because you wind up here - broken pieces... and outta the sport, fat and on the couch again.
What you want to do is this... spend the vast majority of your time at conversational speed, cruising with your friends, feeling the pain of a hard day spin right out of your legs.
You'll add some tempo without trying... and I heartily recommend you do all you can to avoid tempo. You're going to get it anyway, and it's not very useful.
See what this gives you?... a great big giant base of easy, pleasant miles. You're rested, so that when it's to time get after it you can really get after it in ways you never thought possible.
I know what your thinking... trust me, you're going to screw it up anyway and ride too much tempo and too much intensity. I'm trying to keep it as simple as possible for you... so you can get a lot faster and KOM everything in site... I believe in you, do you?
That's what base miles are,
the foundation for greatness.
No base, no greatness
__________
Corollary: You can apply this to anything: work - clean up lot more, get organized then execute on the good stuff; dating - romance a lot more, open doors, bring flowers, just talk into each others eyes, then the special times are truly special.
__________

CONFIDENT ZOMBIE
ON OUR WEEKLY SOCIAL RIDE, THE TMWC, THERE ARE A FEW INCLINES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU CRY. The killers come and go through the years, those riders that rip your heart out, but the dead keep coming back - zombies lead to slaughter.
As a zombie, my confidence ebbs and flows... as it does for the entire TMWC Zombie Nation - did I mention we ride year round at 630am?
But, occasionally one of us will do something and gain some confidence... which is what is happening with Big Mike On The Mic...
... which I find quite disturbing and upsetting
Who does that zombie think he is?!...
He's Big Mike because he's gigantic, not for bike a rider but for a man. He's well over 6' and 200+ lbs of pure muscle. His broad, college swimmer shoulders push through the wind like a real diesel and his massive, college swimmer lungs suck the air out of the neighborhood.
... he has no business blowing passed me on the climbs ...
When I first came back to the road, Mike and I would duel on the Thursday night RnR shop ride. But, then I lost weight and committed to the road mainly to see if I could stay ahead of him. And for the last 5 years, it's gone my way.
... now, I'm not braggin... I'm just sayin' ...
He's On The Mic, because he's been shooting video for the last 4 months or so and documenting how the group is doing with very insightful comments: look at HUNKR guy spin, Jorge always wears pink socks, etc.
... But, the comment that really gets me... just irks me
is
There's Todd ...
It didn't used to bug me. It pumped me up, because it followed with me disappearing up the road. But not now, now it's...
... There's Todd going backwards ...
Somehow that damn mic has given him confidence. First, he confidently hung on until the A Loop. Then, he hung on over The Wall, Now, he's riding the A Loop and making it over The Wall...
... and my confidence is shattered.
Kinda,
and, kinda not shattered.
I'm stoked for BMOTM to get faster...
... and confident, if he can do it so can I ...
Which is why I love being a Zombie.
(For those who want my drama too)

IT WASN'T NECESSARILY A RESOLUTION
I RODE MY BIKE YESTERDAY.
The 250 or the 400?, I asked my moto-loving little bro.
The pedal one.
No way!... What the heck? (he got married, had two kids since our last ride) Must have been a New Year's resolution?
It wasn't necessarily a resolution. I was driving and saw a guy on a Ritte... sped up and it was Mike. I told him to head to my house.
How was it?
I'm fat and slow.
But, that can change..
I know, and it's going to!
We chatted some more, and it got me thinking...
if my brother starts riding again,
and my son starts riding again,
and your friends and family are riding again
well, Happy New Year!
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Save the dates: HUNKR 3/17, 6/9, 11/10 – TMWC 7/10
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WHAT'S INSIDE CHRIS FROOME'S RACEDAY BAG(tm)?
BY TODD BROWN | PEDAL industries
January 2nd, 2018
AS NEWS SPREADS AROUND THE WORLD OF CHRIS FROOME'S MASSIVE OVER THE LIMIT TEST RESULTS OF THE DRUG SALBUTOMOL, fans and haters alike want to know where is his race bag and what does he keep in it?
We took extraordinary results to contact the Froome/SKY media machine and we received the following statement.
The contents of Mr. Froome's bag are classified. Our team of professionals as well as Mr Froome himself are in complete control of what goes in the bag and what comes out of the bag.
However, there are times when all of us forget what we need to pack and so we are researching the market place for a new bag for race day.
Upon reading such news, this reporter selfishly, self-servingly and shamelessly shares the following link -> https://pedalindustries.com/pages/raceday-bags.
Like all cycling clubs and teams, Team SKY is highly encouraged to send their artwork to PEDAL Industries in for a free mock up of a RaceDay Bag (tm). Upon doing so, Team SKY and Mr. Froome would see that each pocket of the bag is clearly labeled thereby averting a disaster the likes of these professionals now face.
Rumor has it many teams even get their first bag free.
THAT WAS HARD
LAST WEEK I SET A GOAL TO RIDE 20 HOURS FROM CHRISTMAS DAY TO NEW YEAR’S DAY. I had seen the Rapha challenge 500 kilometers in the same time period. Kilometers are a tad silly in ‘Merica, but I’d say a distance goal is even sillier. The equivalent distance goal is about 300 miles. For.. More More
LAST WEEK I SET A GOAL TO RIDE 20 HOURS FROM CHRISTMAS DAY TO NEW YEAR’S DAY. I had seen the Rapha challenge 500 kilometers in the same time period. Kilometers are a tad silly in ‘Merica, but I’d say a distance goal is even sillier. The equivalent distance goal is about 300 miles. For a pro, that’s 15 hours or less. For average Joe, it’s more like 20 hours. But if you’re a mountain biker it could be 30 hours, and if your snow bound it could be… 3 months ’till you ride outside again.
Hours are so much better.
20 hours, however, turned out to be pretty darn hard. That’s about double what I’ve been riding.
What did it take?
First, it took a ton of time… obviously, but it’s less obvious than you think if you’re already busy. I already work hard to carve out my ten hours. The only way it worked is it was a light week work-wise.
It took commitment. There were days I didn’t want to do the time. Thursday was particularly hard, I just looked at my mountain bike arguing with myself for an hour on whether or not to go. At that point I’d ridden 8 hours from Mon-Wed and I was tired. But, today, New Year’s Day, was the hardest. I was really sick of riding having ridden 18.5 hours from Mon-Sat. To make up for spousal neglect, I’d promised Surfergirl to take her paddle boarding first thing… we paddled 6 miles in 2 hours… heading out for the last 90 minutes of bike time was dreadful.
It required a singular focus for the week. No time for lifting weights, which I really missed. No time for TV. No time for surf… and there were some good days. No time for resting.
What did I learn?
I learned I could do the Swami’s Wednesday ride no problem even with nearly 7 hours the previous 2 days. I learned the Bus Stop ride is a fun ride in Newport. I learned 20 hours is too many hours in a week for me. Even though I made every effort to ride easy it was still very tiring. Mainly, I learned I prefer 10-12 hours.
Did I lose any weight? Nope. Woke up heavier today than last Monday. NYE!
What did I gain?
Well, I’m not entirely sure. That’s why I’m going to have to deconstruct the week with Coach Paul… stay tuned for that.
(the pic up there… that’s my shadow, about all that was left of my passion for 2 wheels.)
YOUR MOVE
THE COLLEGE KIDS ARE HOME. But, not our kids. Our kids are gone, but their friends are down from the frozen north for New Years… and AirBrownNBrown is always open. These kids are so fun to be around, happy and energetic and on the cusp of life. When I graduated high school, I remember making a.. More
THE COLLEGE KIDS ARE HOME. But, not our kids. Our kids are gone, but their friends are down from the frozen north for New Years… and AirBrownNBrown is always open.
These kids are so fun to be around, happy and energetic and on the cusp of life. When I graduated high school, I remember making a promise to myself not to be old. Having young friends certainly helps.
Steven is sharing his family custom of writing down things they are ashamed of from 2017. He blurts out… crashing out myself, my dad and my brother at LoToJa is definitely on the list!
… bike riders
and our secrets…
All of them have been willing to play a round of chess on my new magnetic board. The best part about this is they have no idea how the game is played and I’m undefeated, #winning.
We’ll be watching YouTube Live so we can go to bed early, and they can arrive at the real party knowing how the night ends.
We’re gonna rise early with the sun,
Load up the paddle boards,
and paddle south.
It’s a New Year,
Make it count.

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Save the dates: HUNKR 3/17, 6/9, 11/10 – TMWC 7/10
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EACH DAY AS I SIT DOWN TO WRITE I SEE “ENTER TITLE HERE” IN THE BLOG SOFTWARE. Sometimes the title hits me when I wake up, others on my ride, and a few exit my brain when I see that command. Many of your ride titles this week on STRAVA have referenced the end of.. More
EACH DAY AS I SIT DOWN TO WRITE I SEE “ENTER TITLE HERE” IN THE BLOG SOFTWARE. Sometimes the title hits me when I wake up, others on my ride, and a few exit my brain when I see that command.
Many of your ride titles this week on STRAVA have referenced the end of the year with accents like Great Year!, Mission Accomplished!, Made My Goal of X Miles or Y Vertical.
You inspire me. Flicking through your posts, is always motivating.
Early risers who finish at dawn.
Mid-day lunch blasts,
Snowbound Zwifters,
Young parents getting it done after bedtime.
Squeezing in the rides from Monday to Friday, often alone, staying fit and sane. Weekends turn into rolling meet ups and life updates, and occasionally legs are ripped off… but, what are friends for?
I ride alone often, mostly on the “easy” days, at a ponderous pace. This is precious time to reflect on how our kids are doing and if the trophy wife is becoming a bike widow (this has been a super selfish week – so yeah, guilty). It’s also time to think through what I’m reading… and I read a lot.
This year I read more to learn than be entertained, and I think I’m better for it. Here are the top 4: Basic Economics. It’s a giant book that breaks down how our economy works and why it is so efficient vs a centrally planned economy. I read two autobiographies: Steve Jobs and Walt Disney. These books helped me better understand creativity and the importance of perfection. The most profound book of the year was A Short History of Nearly Everything. It’s hard to put into words the effect this book has had on me. Let me try in one sentence: whether we are here on Earth by chance or providence, our being here is fragile and miraculous.
There are a lot of good titles out there. What’s your favorite?
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Save the dates: HUNKR 3/17, 6/9, 11/10 – TMWC 7/10
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For those who prefer to watch
IT’S THE ENDO THE YEAR
WELL, GOTTA SAY I’M JUST SUPER STOKED ON 2017. We made a lot of new friends and created some new game changing products. I hope you can feel the stoke in this video. Ride with us tomorrow, if you’re around: https://www.strava.com/clubs/294012/group_events/256203 More
WELL, GOTTA SAY I’M JUST SUPER STOKED ON 2017. We made a lot of new friends and created some new game changing products. I hope you can feel the stoke in this video.
Ride with us tomorrow, if you’re around: https://www.strava.com/clubs/294012/group_events/256203
WE CARE MORE
THERE’S NOBODY LIKE YOU GUYS. I hear that a lot. It’s not a huge mystery, it has a lot to do with our history. We make stuff, and we’ve been doing it for a long time. It’s the focus of the last 5 years on cycling that has us where we are today. It’s saying.. More
THERE’S NOBODY LIKE YOU GUYS. I hear that a lot. It’s not a huge mystery, it has a lot to do with our history.
We make stuff, and we’ve been doing it for a long time.
It’s the focus of the last 5 years on cycling that has us where we are today. It’s saying no to the projects that take us off mission… this is much, much harder to do than it looks because those off-mission projects can be sooo profitable. It’s staying true to cycling. It’s creating what we want to use ourselves and not trying to compete. It’s caring more about you and how we can best serve you.
But, that’s also the best way to bring out your ultimate cycling self.
You do it for a long time. It takes 3 years to find out what kind of rider you are.
You focus. You say no to activities and food that take you off mission… this aint easy, heck I’ve put on 3 lbs this month by letting my guard down. It’s staying true to cycling. It’s creating your vision of how you want to ride. It’s caring more about you, not to the detriment of all other relationships and pursuits but to enhance your entire life by being the ultimate physical specimen you can be.
Without our health we are nothing.
With our health we can do anything,
If we care more.
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Our new website is so close I can’t even sleep any more… just days away from fully operational, I just had to post a screen shot.
Here’s the link for Tomorrow’s Ride
I’d love your thoughts on this video… y’all are awesome!
THIS SPARROW CAN FLY
I’LL NEVER HESITATE TO INVITE A FRIEND ON A BIKE RIDE. The part I question myself on is Will this ride be good for this friend? As a good host, I try and match the pace and route to my friends’ abilities. But, when I post up a ride we’re doing on social media I have.. More
I’LL NEVER HESITATE TO INVITE A FRIEND ON A BIKE RIDE. The part I question myself on is Will this ride be good for this friend? As a good host, I try and match the pace and route to my friends’ abilities. But, when I post up a ride we’re doing on social media I have no idea of the ability a rider who wants to join us possesses.
So… when Sparrow said he was joining us this morning for the jaunt down to Oceanside I was stoked to meet him in person, and hopeful he’d be able to hang on the return.
Here’s what he was getting himself into…
The ride down is about an hour and a conversational pace. Very lovely.
At the end of Camp Pendleton we meet the Swami’s group. This is not just any group ride, this is the fastest, mostly flat ride you’ll ever do. Ever. Should you venture towards the front of the 50+ riders and take a turn you’ll be lucky to pull off fast enough and have the strength to get back on at the back. It’s common for the group to average 30 mph on the flats. But it’s not all flat. There are a few punchy climbs which the group will attack, trying to get rid of the chaff. Why are they trying to get rid of you? Because you most likely are not a Pro or a Cat 1 or a Cat 2… they are, and there are lots of them and one of you. Got it, they aren’t trying… they are just crazy fast.
Knowing all that… when I post up a ride I try and make it sound as terrible as possible. Because I’m a firm believer in the No Drop rule – don’t get dropped.
How’d Sparrow do? … hahaha… his ride is called Ego Check, and he got 65 Cups. But, the real story is he hung on fine. Got to the front a few times, went backwards so fast it reminded me of two guys parachuting and one opens the chute and disappears. This is the cool part… he clawed his way back on each time.
This Sparrow can fly.
I asked Sparrow how long he’d been riding. About 5 years.
How’d you get into it? When I graduated college I was living in L.A. without a car. I had $300, so I bought a fixie. Then, 3 years ago I bought a road bike and really fell in love.
What did you get your degree in? Graphic arts and Kinesiology. I work at Two Wheels One Planet and get to use my degrees doing all the graphics for the store and fitting people properly to their bikes.
That’s awesome. Thanks. You know what else is awesome?
What? The RaceDay bag. I love it.
How’d you find out about it? You posted it, and I had to have one.
No way. How’d you find my post? I follow all the guys I ride with and we rode together on Food Park.
… Is there a moral to this story?
Yes, invite people to ride with you.
Try and tear their legs off, or not.
And after swap stories.
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I’m still playing with the live reading…
TIME TO BURN
I HAVEN’T DECIDED WHAT TO CALL THIS WEEK OF CRAMMING IN 20 HOURS ON THE BIKE: Go Big, Go Fast? Twensanity? End With A Bang?… ok, I’m lying. It just hit me: Fatness To Fitness Because, that’s the goal… to take that thickening winter coat and burn it off this week. One week, to go.. More
I HAVEN’T DECIDED WHAT TO CALL THIS WEEK OF CRAMMING IN 20 HOURS ON THE BIKE: Go Big, Go Fast? Twensanity? End With A Bang?… ok, I’m lying. It just hit me:
Fatness To Fitness
Because, that’s the goal… to take that thickening winter coat and burn it off this week. One week, to go from fatness to fitness.
Today we added a bunch of miles and vert to the TMWC.
Everyday is going to be big-ish. I’ll post ’em here the day before. Tomorrow is the famous Swami’s Wednesday ride… lots of big names show up on that ride.
Bonus… if you complete 20 hours from Christmas Day to New Year’s Day you get a 30% off promo code for the new HUNKR Jersey. Join the HUNKR club so we can track your time.
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Save the dates: HUNKR 3/17, 6/9, 11/10 – TMWC 7/10
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MERRIER
THE CHILDRENS ARE ALL GROWED UP. For the first time in 30 years, I woke up on Christmas Day and went for a bike ride. Mrs Claus was getting a little extra beauty sleep… like she needs it!… so, off I went on my two-wheeler. The MTB seemed most appropriate. More playful. More options. All.. More
THE CHILDRENS ARE ALL GROWED UP. For the first time in 30 years, I woke up on Christmas Day and went for a bike ride. Mrs Claus was getting a little extra beauty sleep… like she needs it!… so, off I went on my two-wheeler. The MTB seemed most appropriate. More playful. More options.
All the Whos in Whoville were sound asleep. The streets were empty.
But, I was awake and my heart was full.
How could 30 years pass so fast?
When our family was little I thought it would last and last.
A Christian greeted me and the sun and the homeless,
With cookies and cocoa and a warm smile.
Good morning kind sir, How’s business?
Quite well, quite well… replied the Witness
The waves to my right swept across the sand,
memories of countless Eves of assemblin’
surfed through my soul’s twinkling eye
Of times when I played the white-bearded guy
I couldn’t pedal any more, I slowed
My heart was too full to roll on
The ride of my life is going fast,
It’s Christmas, and I believe it will last and last.
Little pressed for time on this one.
THIS IS NOT A PRODUCT REVIEW
THIS IS NOT A PRODUCT REVIEW, BUT I AM GOING TO REVIEW A RECENT ACQUISITION. Since none of our loved ones dare venture into our obsession I feel pretty safe sharing this beautiful truth on the interwebs. Because, if you’re at all like me you already bought yourself a Christmas present… … and you had.. More
THIS IS NOT A PRODUCT REVIEW, BUT I AM GOING TO REVIEW A RECENT ACQUISITION. Since none of our loved ones dare venture into our obsession I feel pretty safe sharing this beautiful truth on the interwebs. Because, if you’re at all like me you already bought yourself a Christmas present…
… and you had to, right?
Who in their right mind would pay what we pay for the things we love most, not the people we love most – they are priceless – but the things. Specifically, the bike things.
Just like I would never tell an outsider that I rode my bike 80 miles yesterday because that’s just sounds so completely insane. It’s like riding from here to Pasadena, which I would never drive in my car unless life hung in the balance…
… I also would never, ever share with someone what I paid for my new ENVE wheels…
We have this very conspicuous consumption, in plain site, and only our secret society of cyclists has the vaguest notion of what we’re up to.
Which is exactly why when your friend/mom/dad/grandparents/sibs/coworkers ask you what you want for Christmas you say either:
I’d just like to spend time with you
or
A new shirt would be great.
NowayJose am I, or you, going to let on what we are coveting at the local bike shop. What I am going to do… is, I’m going to sneak down there sometime this month and pick up my new ________ when nobody is looking, swap it out on my bike, and pray I don’t get busted…
… Santa knows I’ve been a very bad boy…
I snagged a pair of magic ENVE wheels from RockNRoad. It’s a fairly long story of how these wheels found themselves on my bike. But, hot damn, I rode ’em yesterday on Swami’s Long and…
… now pay attention y’all, this is me not reviewing the product. Why don’t I review product? Because I don’t believe in science, I believe in the spirit of the product -> the way it makes me feel, the way it sounds, the way it handles, even the way it looks. Some like numbers, I like results…
I rode ’em yesterday on Swami’s Long, and for the first time ever in my 30+ attempts on that most vile ride, I made it to the store/regroup with the leaders, pinging off PR’s along the way…
… maybe I have been a good boy?
… maybe Santa knew?
… maybe ______ won’t notice?
… hopefully, you scored something too?
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For the non-readers
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Save the dates: HUNKR 3/17, 6/9, 11/10 – TMWC 7/10
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