THE NON-COMMITAL KILLER
I NEVER WORRY ABOUT PHRASES LIKE "I'M FEELING GREAT" OR "I'M FEELING TERRIBLE", it's We'll see how it goes that scares me.
I'm feeling great and I'm feeling terrible are either telling the truth or lying and it's pretty easy to tell which one within a few pedal strokes.
We'll see how it goes is a whole other story. That rider has a plan, and he's not letting on any more than he needs to. He's going to wait and wait and wait then pounce for the kill.
Not that there's anything wrong with that,
I'll just sit back and see how it goes.
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IT EXPIRES 1/31/18, THE QUANTITY IS LIMITED, USE IT.
UNDER 23 HUNKR RACERS… YOU RACE FREE WHEN YOU SIGN UP WITH AN OLD PERSON. Get your older bro or broette to sign up. They’ll get an email with instructions to get you the FREE promo code!
Simple enough, right?
Do you get all the same race awesomeness? Yep. You get a race number, timing chip, rad t-shirt, and fabulous recovery meal… only if you beat your bro or broette… JK! What fun would that be? : )
Is there a limit to the number of free under 23 riders? Nope. But, this event will sell out so spread the word to the rest of your posse.
Can I tell others about this incredible offer? Yes… get on it.
