YOU, WHO ARE ON THE ROAD

MUST KNOW THE CODE:

It’s a social ride… I like you, and I like hammering the snot out of you even more.

It’s a no-drop ride… Don’t get dropped, or you won’t be on the ride.

I’m worn out… This is a glimpse into your near future.

It’s a super hard ride… It’s not really that hard for me, but you should turn around now.

I haven’t been riding much… I’m totally tapered, fresh and ready to crush it.

It’s a kinda technical trail… I can ride the whole the whole thing, you’ll be walking and bleeding.

Less obvious:

Dude is breathing hard… someone is about to get dropped.

Dude takes off early on sprint, you pass him early… someone is about to get smoked.

Dude rolls up sporting a super old kit… someone is going to get schooled.