YES, YOU CAN BE FAT AND FAST!

IT'S WINTER, AND THAT COAT IS THICKENING UP.  Good thing too, because it's still flipping cold outside.

Each morning, you hop on the shiny digital scale and just smile. 

A little heavier!

A little faster!

You're going slay that all downhill race with the tailwind...
nobody will out do you...
in. your. dreams.

Wake up!
Spring is coming,
FAST!