THE WORST DIET EVER

I'M SETTING ALL KINDS OF WEIGHT LOSS RECORDS.  It's the worst diet ever.  I'm down 5 lbs in the last week.  Which for me, is nuts.  Total anomaly.

What's next?

Will it plateau?

Do I have a tape worm? No.

It's the flipping flu of 2018.  In my case, no appetite.  It's just weird.  Body aches. And, my brain feels scrambled.

No doubt, I'll get my hungriness back and pack it all on in one sitting at Wood Ranch Grill.

Time to shop for some heavier shoes lest I float away.