HOW TO HANDLE STANIMALS AND OTHER THINGS THAT MIGHT KILL US
WELL, I'M SURE YOU WILL NEVER DO THIS. Right? About 7 weeks ago, due to a large family event, I caved and ate very unatletically. This choice, which seemed harmless and appropriate at the time, activated my inner sugar devil..
... it's been hell ever since.
Finally, a few days ago, I said to hades with that, I'm an athlete.
With family again in town this week, I prepared for sturdy test of my resolve.
Fortunately, my bro-in-law came to the rescue with this gem when his sister, who at times has an eery control over my selfcontrol, brought home an assortment San Clemente's finest donuts...
... I love 'em, but they might kill me.
That's powerful stuff, right up there with...
... No thanks, I'm an athlete.
I was reminded of all this later in the day when replacing my MTB's rear tire for tomorrow's ridiculous social ride from the ocean to the 5600' summit of Saddleback.
Take a look at that Stanimal up there.
Has to be the largest ever caught.
Creepy, right?
That monster was rolling around inside my wheel waiting to be release and go for my jugular. Luckily our HQ is outfitted with a Stanimal Sensing and Suppression System. The beast was subdued, slayed and disposed of.
Can't wait to rip it up on the new Conti RaceKing.
All set up with new sealant.
I always have one of these in my travel kit.
I'd do a promo code here, but they're only 4 bucks.
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164.5 (getting things back under control)
8 hrs
Pullups and Pushups
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