It’s just a social ride, nothing to worry about.  The guys and gals getting together, to do an easy, little spin.

… right before they rip your legs off, marinate them, and throw them on the grill.

If your “pals” ever describe a ride as just a social ride, and your spider-sense is screaming DON’T DO IT!, well…

It’s not that there aren’t social rides.  There are.  Lots of ’em.  People being friendly, putting around town, maybe a little site seeing and probably some food and drinks along the way.

… just be prepared for what’s on the menu.

PS… I’m going to do a limited run of these shirts, order now – deliver in 15 days)