GETTING ALL GEEKED UP FOR THE MORNING SOCIAL RIDE, er ripyourlegsoff ride, I was sure to set my alarm clock.
Set 3 of 'em.
Just to be sure.
'Cause gotta be rolling by 5:43AM.
So... when I rolled over and cracked my eyes to a brightening sky there was a brief What the?!
Popped up, blacked out.
Hopping around... PJs flying... bibs on backwards... then frontwards... socks on... vest, beanie...
Grab the pre-made bottles, load the pocket with waffles.
Lights, computer already on bike.
The only reason I made it 0 seconds to spare is because I laid everything out the night before.
Know thyself, bro!
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166.2 lbs (i think i'll wear that t everyday this month)
20 pull ups/60 pushups
7 hrs sleep
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