I'M SO WOKE

GETTING ALL GEEKED UP FOR THE MORNING SOCIAL RIDE, er ripyourlegsoff ride, I was sure to set my alarm clock. Darn sure. Set 3 of 'em. Just to be sure. 'Cause gotta be rolling by 5:43AM. So... when I rolled over and cracked my eyes to a brightening sky there was a brief What the?! Popped up, blacked out. Dang! Dang! Dang! Hopping around... PJs flying... bibs on backwards... then frontwards... socks on... vest, beanie... Grab the pre-made bottles, load the pocket with waffles. Pump tires. Lights, computer already on bike. The only reason I made it 0 seconds to spare is because I laid everything out the night before. Know thyself, bro! So, here's the cuckoo offer (because I'm pulling for YOU to be strong!): buy 2 of these shirts, give one to your chubby checker, and commit to eat less and ride more the next 2 months. Use promo code EATLESSRIDEMORE for 50% savings. https://pedalindustries.com/products/eat-less-ride-more-t-shirt _____ 166.2 lbs (i think i'll wear that t everyday this month)20 pull ups/60 pushups7 hrs sleep3.25 Ride with us: click for info.

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