I'M SO WOKE

TODD BROWN


GETTING ALL GEEKED UP FOR THE MORNING SOCIAL RIDE, er ripyourlegsoff ride, I was sure to set my alarm clock.

Darn sure.

Set 3 of 'em.

Just to be sure.

'Cause gotta be rolling by 5:43AM.

So... when I rolled over and cracked my eyes to a brightening sky there was a brief What the?!

Popped up, blacked out.

Dang!

Dang!

Dang!

Hopping around... PJs flying... bibs on backwards... then frontwards... socks on... vest, beanie...

Grab the pre-made bottles, load the pocket with waffles.

Pump tires.

Lights, computer already on bike.

The only reason I made it 0 seconds to spare is because I laid everything out the night before.  

Know thyself, bro!

So, here's the cuckoo offer (because I'm pulling for YOU to be strong!):  buy 2 of these shirts, give one to your chubby checker, and commit to eat less and ride more the next 2 months.  Use promo code EATLESSRIDEMORE for 50% savings.

https://pedalindustries.com/products/eat-less-ride-more-t-shirt

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166.2 lbs (i think i'll wear that t everyday this month)
20 pull ups/60 pushups
7 hrs sleep
3.25

Ride with us: click for info. 




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