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Eat Less. Ride more. T-SHIRT
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BECAUSE I KNOW WE'RE ALL GONNA GO BONKERS FROM HALLOWEEN (I know you steal the kids' candy!) TO NEW YEARS... well you probably will, won't!, I'm going to make you a crazy offer.
I was reminded of this simple truth when I saw the leg shot from my last race.
And it's not just the leg shot, the results this year tell a similar story... and I'm not just talking about the kind you sign up and pay for, i'm talking about the personal challenges I set for myself: PRing Live Oak, time trialing Harding, daily pull ups, etc.
LESS BLUBBER = MORE SPEED
So, here's the cuckoo offer: buy 2 of these shirts, give one to your chubby checker, and commit to eat less and ride more the next 4 months. Use promo code EATLESSRIDEMORE for 50% savings.
Let's all roll into next year svelter, ready to take it on vs having some stupid goal to get in shape. Ugh. The horror!
Note: you can game the system and buy just 1 and still get the 50% savings but where's the fun in that?
PS... want to be even more gnarly, tell the world what you're going to weigh on Jan 1 now. Just think, you'll be able to look back in 2020 with 20/20 of your grand accomplishment.
... The Old Diesel never had definition like that before, granted I was probably dehydrated at this point.
This shirt will get softer and softer the more you wash it.
Fabrics • 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey, pre-laundered for reduced shrinkage
Features: • 1x1 baby rib-knit set in collar
Special Inks: • you cannot feel the ink, it will not crack or fade
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