TECH GENIUS AND GAZILLIONAIRE ELON MUSK ANNOUNCES HUMAN POWERED BICYCLE PROJECT. Musk, who's Tesla Inc. has embarrassed the automobile industry by becoming more valuable than all other makers combined, has decided to turn his all seeing eyes to the future of humanity.
Stating he is bored by his Boring Company which is boring tunnels to create the Hyperloops meant to revolutionize earthbound travel, he claims he has a fresh approach to human powered travel.
Asked if this new vision has anything to do with his SpaceX company's colonization of Mars, the legendary visionary only gave a hint of what will surely decimate another industry by bringing humanity forward in a single pedal stroke.
In an exclusive interview, our real life Tony Stark came clean.
We are creating a bicycle that will be powered solely by humans. No motor.
Yes, the idea is to have a tool that engages all the senses, delivers immense pleasure, can be enjoyed alone or with a group. There will only be an outside version, to enjoy nature's beauty. The results in testing are truly astounding.
You see by removing the motors and making the activity only accessible out of doors we have data showing massive increases in mental, social and physical health.
This sounds exciting.
Oh, it's changed my life. It will change yours, and everybody you know.
Do you have a name for this new business.
There you have it folks. Stay tuned. A better world awaits us all, a human powered outdoor experience...
... coming to a planet near you.
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