BECAUSE I KNOW WE'RE ALL GONNA GO BONKERS FROM HALLOWEEN (I know you steal the kids' candy!) TO NEW YEARS... well you probably will, but I won't!... I'm going to make you a crazy offer.
I was reminded of this simple truth when I saw the leg shot from my last race.
And it's not just the leg shot, the results this year tell a similar story... and I'm not just talking about the kind you sign up and pay for, i'm talking about the personal challenges I set for myself: PRing Live Oak, time trialing Harding, daily pull ups, etc.
LESS BLUBBER = MORE SPEED
So, here's the cuckoo offer: buy 2 of these t-shirts, give one to your chubby checker, and commit to eat less and ride more the next 4 months. Use promo code EATLESSRIDEMORE for 50% savings.
Let's all roll into next year svelter, ready to take it on vs having some stupid goal to get in shape. Ugh. The horror!
Note: you can game the system and buy just 1 and still get the 50% savings but where's the fun in that?
PS... want to be even more gnarly, tell the world what you're going to weigh on Jan 1 now. Just think, you'll be able to look back in 2020 with 20/20 of your grand accomplishment.
Educate yourself on the perils of facing this challenge alone
... The Old Diesel never had definition like that before, granted I was probably dehydrated at this point.
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164.2
20/60
8 hrs
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