YOUR BIG SECRET AIN'T SAFE WITH ME!
AT THE RACE THIS WEEKEND, a bunch of cats will show up. Fancy kits, shiny bikes, niiiiice legs. But, there's a huge problem in diagnosing who the players are...
... even if you know them by name, like your friends.
Because what you don't know...
... will kill you.
The shift you can't see....
... the secrets.
What's in them bottles?
What'd ya eat for breakfast?
How well did you sleep last night?
What workouts are you doing off the bike?
Who's your coach and what did they tell you to do?
Are you even recording all your rides on Starva or hiding some?
If you think you know your enemy, think again...
... think hard.
Do they know you?
What are you doing different?
Have you added to your arsenal?
Deleted some of that mass we call flubber?
Now, all them blingy thingies you see at the start should and most likely do have a purpose...
... to keep you distracted from their Dr. Evil plans.
Shoot, I used to...
... and sometimes still do
... show up with a filthy bike and stenchy kit
... glasses askew
... grease on my calf.
And, my all time favorite don't mind me question...
... Do you know where the course goes?
Meanwhile, I'm running black chains and cassettes that are purrrrfect, silky smooth. Ceramic bearings and ceramic lube, a drive train prepped for annihilation.
I'm that kinda kat.
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Here's an example of the secret stuff I use that can't be seen. Everything you see here has been battle tested and proven.
I wouldn't race without them.
Ever.
Too crazy.
Who doesn't want their legs to feel magical?
Who doesn't want their chain to be silent and smooth and seemingly completely free of drag?
Don't let all that training you do go to waste.
I can promise you,
there are very crafty cats scheming all kinds of ways to leave you far behind.
But, you wisely have me on your side.
If I had to choose just two of these products it would be these two, because of their startling performance gains.
So, here's the deal
Go here:
https://pedalindustries.com/collections/secret-stuff
Order at least 1 of each because supply chain issues are real,
And I'll include, the extra luscious and protective DZ Nutz... for FREE.
So, go here and be sure to purchase all 3 and use this code at check out
BIGSECRET
and DZ Nutz will be free
https://pedalindustries.com/collections/secret-stuff
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165.4
8 hrs Sleep
25 PullUps 20 Super PushUps + Kettlebells
HyperVolt & Stretch
75 minutes reading + journaling
https://www.strava.com/activities/6143776855