IF YOU COULD BE GOOD AT ONE THING ON A BIKE WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Valverdeing? You know, that thing where you don't do any work then out of nowhere you snag the V.
Saganing? You know, otherworldly bike handling skills.
Frooming? You know, looking like a praying mantis while actually preying on the lessor ectomorphs.
Schurtering? You know, dominating MTB for years.
Youing? You know, just being your awesome best self.