PERFECT, PIOUS UNCLE PHIL WAS ONCE ACCUSED OF SWEARING... impossible to imagine 70 years ago... coming from him.
Dad inquired.
Phil asked Who?
So and so.
Oh yeah... well, it's true. It was the only way I could get that S.O.B outta bed and out the door to work!
I have found this method quite effective in my own life.
Starting with
Get out of bed you
Followed by
Slow
Lazy
Dumb
Phat
Peppered with saltier fourletterness.
!@#$
%^&*
... and always puncuated with
It's time to kicksome@ss!
I ain't ashamed.
I'm committed.
To myself.
My dreams.
My mission.
My health!
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