THIS WILL BE FUN, head on out to the race. It's such a nice drive. Pull into the venue. The friendly grassy slope. Trees and canopies providing lots of shade. Throw on my kit. Roll over and verify my chip is working. Get the leg marked.
Hey there, how are you? Small talk.
It's such a lovely afternoon.
And we get to race.
I feel my heart... what the heck!... we don't start for another 45 minutes.
I gotta pee.
I spin around some of the course.
Pee again.
Lots of peeps lining up.
My heart beats stronger... damnit, I'm barely moving!
Last minute pee.
I find my group.
Howdy fellas! More small talk, in staccato. Gibberish really.
We roll forward.
Our wave takes the line.
Flipping 120 BPM!.. and we haven't pedaled once.
The horn blares.
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I'm done.
A list of a million things I can do to improve pops up.
Next race,
can't wait!