THAT YOU'RE MOVIN' ON THE BACK ROADS
WE WERE CHARGING THE BACKROADS EARLY THIS MORNING. It had been over a month since I'd made the ride, I was excited to test my legs...
... but, this was not a test.
By sheer serendipity, my return coincided with the group's first hard ride of the year.
The offseason truce had ended.
Unplanned.
Unspoken.
Unhinged.
A certain gentleman decided it was time, hit it hard, took a few valiant ones along...
... I felt like the buzzer had rung, and it was time to put down my pencil.
This loser was not going to pass the test.
7 days to get a few more answers.
7 weeks until the real exam.
Time to pull my helmet low across my face,
and move on the back roads.
It's more than that really. If you're still reading I'll tell ya how it really is. I'm pissed, shocked, hacked off! Eff those guys. Showing off their early season fitness. Eff their backslapping at the finish. Their cat ate the bird smiles. Their patronizing Nice job Diesel. Eff it all. I'm gonna tighten up the diet, lengthen the miles, pump the weights, recover like no other. Eff y'all...
... till next week.
That's how it really is...
... gawd I love charging the backroads with these bastards!
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The owner/founder of PR Lotion called me up today. He caught me up on the company then asked...
What can we do to support you, have you seen the latest science on the product?
No.
Would you like me to send you that?
Nope. Don't need it. Could care less. My message is simple...
... put this on your legs if you're feeling racy, saucy, and just wanna haul some a$$ on your next ride.
And if you prefer to pay full price, go right ahead we could use the cash.
But, if you prefer to SAVE 20% then use promo code: HAULA$$
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163.1
7 hrs
10 Pull Ups + 12 Power PushUps + 10 Heavy Squats
30 minutes recovery
10 minutes reading + Journaling
