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    Home / Todd's Blog / SUPERBOWLED
    Feb 03, 2020

    SUPERBOWLED

    SUPERBOWLED

    THERE'S NO WAY I COULD WATCH THE SUPERBOWL without chips 'n Surfergirl's guac.  And things would have been ok if I'd stopped there.  Even better if I hadn't prepped my gord with giant apple fritter to get things started.  But I Suiperbowled myself all dawgawn day... topping it off with bowls of ChicBoomPop with every KC touchdown, such was the state of my handtomoutheyesonscreen coordination.

    How much did I pack on?

    The better question is how quick can I pack it off?

    Before I get to that... I checked in with Littlepants on her progress with the Whole30 diet.

    How's that working?

    I quit.

    Really, why?

    I read a book that dieting isn't a healthy relationship to food.

    So now what?

    Now I listen to my body.

    No help from my college kid.

    So... let me be completely honest - I'm always honest with ya, just feels extra honest to say that - the only reason I know that poundage and more is coming off is because I just looked at the calendar...

    ... and in 7 weeks, it's on!

    ... 7 weeks is all it takes.

    ... 7 dedicated weeks

    ... focused on beating my nemesis!

    Now, before ya go say... But, Diesel you said PRs were better than KOMs!... 

    ... I hear ya, and that's true, but for me, and possibly for you, it's a lot more juicy packing my own can of whoopass to beat a guy I know I have almost no chance of beating...

    ... in fact, it would be a complete miracle if I was within a mile, a mountain bike mile - which is a lot longer than a gravel mile and hellalonger than a road mile - of this cat, such is his godgiventalent and monklikededication...

    ... so I began this morning, with decent ride on my MTB... because it's time to go all in training the position... and I followed up tonight with pull ups till failure, which I'm doing between paragraphs here... and I'll keep doing it until that deadly day when I shall spring on said unsuspectingnemesis my viciousnastyhomemade can of whoopass..

    ... sure I could listen to my body like a sweet college kid,
    or I can look at the calendar like the ragingdiesel I plan to be...

    - here ends another episode of Crazytalk with TheOldDiesel

    In honor of such crazytalk, I'm gonna be wearing this tshirt all the time

    https://pedalindustries.com/products/gotta-ride-t-shirt-avail-in-2-colors

    You know the drill, for a mere twenty bones you too can rock crazytalk

    https://pedalindustries.com/products/gotta-ride-t-shirt-avail-in-2-colors

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