NOTHING SEXIER THAN...

THEY SAY ABSENCE makes the heart grow fonder, and after being gone for 10 days, I'd have to agree. But, I didn't expect Surfergirl to give me...

... this kind of reaction.

Fried from a transatlantic flight,
being up for 24 hours straight...

... I was longing for a shower and my own bed.

We got home.

I stripped.

And there was the truth...

• golden legs and arms and face
• pale torso, feet and hands
• peeling nose

... in plain sight.

She stammered.

I already felt like I'd been cheating,
leaving her behind while I rode with the fellas.

All she could say was...

... There's nothing sexier than a man with a funny tan.

I guess she missed me after all.

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