NEW PRODUCT ANNOUNCED: The Naero

Date line: 4.1.25 PEDALindustries, based in the epicenter of the action sports world, announces a ground shaking product called the NAERO. Developed for the tech-hungriest segment of the market... ... searching to shed every second possible. These racers... carbon everything rocket science helmets serums to improve every system ... thought they had it all. Purchasing speed is their guiding principle. The Naero is on pace to sell out in it's first week of availability. How does it work? The racer trims a sheet of Unobtainium Wraps it round their neck Heats with blow dryer. Presto, the masters racer has the neck of an 17-year old... ... no more turkey flaps flapping in the wind. Early adopters will also receive secret instructions to apply Unobtainium to their... ... elbows and eyelids if necessary. According to the company... ... 5 watts per flap can be saved. "This will solve exactly what's been holding me back."- C. Froome "Forget motors, give me the Naero."- F. Cancellara "Lance, lets crush these punks"- J. Ulrich Get your now at https://pedalindustries.com/products/naero === 1668 hrs sleepPushUps and PullUps10 minutes stretching96(fitness per training peaks)30 min vision therapy https://www.strava.com/athletes/10248