I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER? Heck, I was a contender. Something has happened. Not only don't I contend, I don't even give it a shot. And I can't even tell you when it started. How did I get here?...
... this is not my pathetic attitude.
Actually it is.
... this is not my heavish bike.
Actually, that is also true.
... this is not my slovenly body.
And yes, that in actuality is slightly true.
That's how I felt when I rolled out the door today...
But, somewhere along the way I felt a little encouraged.
Was it the sunrise?
The easier than usual pace at the start?
Hard to say.
All I can tell is I was huffingandpuffing up all the climbs while everyone else was chatting and telling jokes.
My lungs hurt, and my throat burned.
I'm gonna ditch two of the three lame excuses, attitude and body, and maybe if the #bikecoin crisis ever ends I'll get the parts for that new, half-built road bike...
... I'll be a contender.
For sure it helped to have lathered up with PR Lotion.
I've created a lot of believers in this lotiony potion. So much so that on the way to our vicious MTB ride last Saturday Chris shot me a text
Whether or not you've ever used PR Lotion, you'll want to use the promo code: PRme
It'll save ya 10% on your entire order, and get ya free shipping.
21 PullUps, 42 PushUps
6.5 hrs sleep (not enough!)