IF I EVER CATCH YOU DOING THIS AGAIN!

I KNOW IT WAS BRISK, AND I KNOW YOU WERE FEELING FRISKY, BUT THAT WASN’T A RISK… THAT WAS PURE ROOKIE MOVE.  I mean gadzooks, What were you thinking?

Was it… I know this has never worked before but I just have to try it one more time?

Or… I know this is the silliest move ever, but I really want to do this so I can get dropped sooner?

Or… ah, crud!… I’m not even going to keep listing because the reasons I would come up with would just be so ridiculous. But, not as kooky as actually doing what you done did.

I mean do it, if you’re just feeling like Superman.  Maybe you were?  No you weren’t because you dropped anchor as soon as you’d done your foolish deed.

Not me, I was dangling like a piece of dry dung on a fat cow’s swinging tail.  My jaw dropped so hard it dislocated. Surely, y’all weren’t doin’ what ya was doin’?!!

That move… it breaks my heart reliving it again… that move played right into the hands of the Monster and Red Devil.

How could you do it?

HOW

How

how…

How could you pull the those beasts up to the first breakaway in months that had a shot of breaking their stranglehold on the TMWC podium?