DAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH YOU SPEND ON YOUR BIKING CLOTHES!
Well, if you're going to a big dance how much is a dress?
Uh... a few hundred dollars... I guess.
And the shoes?, And the hairdo?, And the nails?
Well, see here kid... This is what I wear to my dance:
And these fine I-Tal-ian shoes...
These are my BOOGIE SHOES!