HEAR ME OUT

SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLAIN FUN to make fun of Velo, "powered by Outisde". Whether it's their clickbaity titles, AI drivel, or soulselling advertorials...

... there's at least one good laugh a day.

Here's my current favorite.

Stop Complaining About Sound, These Are The Best Headphones for Cycling

Roight!

Because decreasing our ability to engage with our surroundings when traveling 20+ miles per hour in our underwear on...

• trails
• gravel
• pavement

... is a great idea.

Genius.

Next up...

... Stop Complaining About Night Vision, These Are The Best Sunglasses After Sunset.

There is no best.

At best, assuming it's not clickbait or advertorial would be...

... These Headphones Least Worsen Your Ability To React To Danger When Riding.

Or, for the trailrunners...

... These Earbuds Reduce Getting The Shift Scared Out of You When A Bike Rider Has Been Saying 'Hey There' For 5 Minutes and Finally Gives Up and Passes You.

Now for you in the back jumping up and down ready to tell me to not be so closeminded...

... I hear you.