HALFWHEEL COMEDIANS
WE ALL HAVE A HALFWHEELER IN OUR LIVES, a friend who's just gotta be half a wheel ahead regardless of the speed. It bugs some people...
... I think it's funny.
First off, who doesn't like to halfwheel a pal just to needle 'em a bit?
C'mon.
It's fun.
But, I said funny and funny is morebetter than fun.
Ok, so there's the friend who constantly halfwheels who you know is gonna halfwheel and it's your friend so you just have to laugh because you know it's gonna happen and you're gonna have to say something or even better...
... ride even slower.
Whole wheel 'em, whole bike 'em.
Just to mess with 'em.
That's friendly funny.
Then there's unfriendly funny.
Where two people who don't know each other rotate to the front of the group in a double paceline.
Gawsh I love this one.
First your pal, who you dearly love, nudges a bit a head, then newrider realizes what has happened and...
... it's even better when I know both riders but they don't know each other and I know they are both chronic halfwheelers...
... newrider lifts the pace a bit.
Back and forth,
the pace increases.
I've seen a leisurely ride shift up to 24... 25... 26... 27... to a near sprint, and here's the best part...
... they are so unconscious neither one is aware of Whattheheck is going on here!
Why do halfwheelers halfwheel?
Derned if I know.
Human nature.
One upping.
Like on our spin this afternoon, LoveWatts rode over to my place then we rode together. I rode him back to his house and commented...
I'm riding you back so we are even on miles today.
Uh-huh.
Hey isn't that your house?
Yep.
Aren't you pulling?
Sure.
That sunuvagun kept riding back towards my place just to out mile me today!...
... now what are we gonna call that?
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... that's how much I love you.
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