HAHA, YOU'RE SO DUMB!

I USED TO LAUGH AT BIKE RIDERS WITH FLATS AND THEIR SAD FACES.
Then I started riding bikes and got a flat.
Lots of flats,
Taught me to fix flats,
Now I stop and help riders with flats and enjoy their glad faces.

You can't help no one,
if ya can't help yourself.

I used to get mad if I got a flat,
sometimes I still do,
but mainly I think,
meant to be,
because I've many a time I've been late to a mishap,
I've seen the damage,
and thought,
that could have been me.

You can't help no one,
if ya ain't around to help.