DUDEDUMBNESS

TODD BROWN


IF YOU'VE RIDDEN WITH ME LATELY, then you may have noticed I'm always maneuvering to be on your right side.  

The only thing I fear about riding in the gutter is nothing... I'm perfectly comfy pegged to the curb.

But, my reason for doing is sheer Dudedumbness...

.. . that thing when you're a dude and you're hurting and you don't go to the doctor until it's unbearable.  In my particular case, I couldn't hear shyte outta my right ear.

Mr Todd, what brings you in?

Huh?

WHY.  ARE.  YOU.  HERE?

'CAUSE.  I.  CAN'T.  HEAR.  SHYTE.  OUTTA.  MY.  RIGHT.  EAR.

My doc is savvy.  He's seen my type.  Moved to my left side.

Why are you here?

I'm tired of fighting to ride in the gutter, Doc.

Hmmmm... well, there's a lot of that going around.

Really?

20 minutes later, I'm good as new.  Ready to ride, either side.

Am I cured of Dudedumbness? 

You'd think so.

Then again, if you're a gutter surfer like me with cat like reflexes and all... you actually start to believe in that whole nine lives thing, which leads to puttin' the doc off for one more day, which leads to not hearing shyte.

Which reminds me... did you hear about our BUY ONE GET ONE FREE deal on my most favoritist tires, Continental GP5000s?

Use this code CONTIBOGO to get 50% savings when you buy 2 Conti GP5000 tires w/Conti tubes (It actually works on 2 or more, but you didn't hear that from moi).

There's a catch... our group order goes in Friday 11/8/19, end of day.  Then, it will ship to the Interplanetary HQ where we will repack and ship to you on Thursday.

Here's the link: 

https://pedalindustries.com/pages/pedal-posse-proven

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163.6 lbs 
0 pull ups/0 pushups
7 hrs sleep w/cat nap

Ride with us: click for info. 

 

 




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