DOG MILES

MILES JUST AREN'T THE SAME as in a car.  Whether we are running or riding, they are almost... 

... always impossibly enjoyable.

We plie 'em up to embarrassing amounts.

Who far'd you ride?

I dunno, 4 or 5 hours.

Yeah, but how far?

Hmmm, 60, 80, maybe a hundred.

I don't know about you, but all I ever get after that type of exchange is the...

... you're f'ing crazy, dude.

Therefore, I propose a code.

Since 70 miles, feels like driving 10 trapped in the confines of a car...

... let's divide by 7.

Kinda like multiplying by 7 to calculate a dog's age.

How far'd you ride?

Oh, about 10 miles.

Wow, that's great.

Thanks.