BAD SANTA

BAD SANTA

SANTA DONE BLOWED IT AGAIN... no new bike, not even a pair of bike socks.  Instead, wrapped up addressed not just to me but Surfergirl as well, there was a gift that would leave me feeling like I needed to be in traction tonight...

... my butt hurts, my feet hurt and my knees are a tad tender.

What the heck was Santa thinking?

Tomorrow's gonna be miserable.

Why would he give me and Surfergirl a gift like this? 

  • We have to use muscles we never use by moving quickly side to side, rocketing forward and backward... and exploding upward of all things.
  • Plus, we'll end up spending a lot more time together and socially with our non-cycling/surfing friends.
  • To make it worse, there's always a winner and a loser.  We're just gonna get a lot more competitive.

Who want's a gift like that?

I thought he would reward me for collaborating with him to make gifts for bike people...

... like this new Tour de France inspired bag we collaborated with Horton Collection.

https://pedalindustries.com/products/the-tour-raceday-bag%E2%84%A2

Each panel of the bag features an authentic and historical picture I picked out for this bag.  Just for you.  It's truly one of a kind. 

Check it out 

https://pedalindustries.com/products/the-tour-raceday-bag%E2%84%A2

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164.6
Stretch HyperVolt
6 hrs - I gotta stop staying up late with the kids
https://www.strava.com/activities/4517438824