NOT A WORD IS SPOKEN, heads are bowed. A reverent moment before all hell breaks loose...
... a scene repeated on corners and in parking lots across the country, where the penitent meet.
We know our sins are many...
- Lack sleep
- Excess of ice cream
- Foul drivetrain
- Too few miles
... but we keep coming to hear the good word from the King of Pain, because we know this church is full of believers...
... believers that if we can just keep those commandments we too will one day ascend to the highest throne and deliver the message to all the common folk who were too weak to commit to be great.
And we look forward to that day with mighty hope.
That's how I was feeling this morning... after tipping the scales 3lbs heavier than Sunday, after a paltry 6 hours of sleep... I was pretty sure it was going to be a rough one.
The only thing I had going for me was my new white gloves that matched my white socks and the white highlights on my beautiful Speed Suit with white highlights.
It's amazing how a simple thing like new gloves can make one feel clean and worthy and ready...
... especially these gloves for summer with superlight mesh top, and perforated palms...
... perfect for dogdaze like there.
I know, it's hard to believe we sell these for $20 including shipping. My CFO says I'm a fool... I say, What's your point?
Anyway, these are in now and we have a limited quantity. Get 'em while ya can.
Stretch n Roll
6 hours sleep