MY STOKER IS MOVING ON. Apparently, she has found a better captain and has jumped on his tandem. Ordinarily, I'd be one ticked off hombre. Who in their right mind wants to break up a successful team...
... after nearly 24 years of donut dates?
I'm so shattered I couldn't even get in a proper ride.
Instead, I spent the day creeping around snapping photos like this one, just to document the apparent happiness with her choice.
He is younger, smarter, handsomer, harder working, and by all counts a total stud...
... worse, and a whole lot worse, I actually really like this cat.
So, I reckon I'll drown my self in Skratch and go for a ride tomorrow.
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Dance, dance, dance
no ride today