PLAYING IT SMART

I MAY NOT BE AS SMART AS I LOOK, but I’m still pretty darn smart.

Dad, you don’t look that smart – is usually the reply.

Want proof?

Tonight we are going to see Fitz & The Tantrums open for One Republic.

Why?

Because that’s what the trophy wife requested.

Why?

Because that’s what she likes to do.

Why?

Because it’s smart to make a tiny deposit in the love account, before making a massive withdrawal.

Why?

Because she’s going to drive 250 miles Saturday so I can ride my bike at LoToJa.

Why?

I don’t know why she’s doing this, she already told me she never, ever, ever wanted to go to another one of my races.

Why?

… because she likes live music, hot beaches and good surf …

 

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